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Bob,curious to find out what's happening ,walks all the way out to the farmer and ask him , 'Excuse me Farmer Haris ,could you you tell me what you are doing?'

String theory, the scientist said, is an attempt to realize Einstein's dream and not Isaac Newton and the apple that fell on his head causing him to attain Nirvana. Now the apple

Once upon a time, a scout went on the road of vengeance and decided to scout and route out the area. He killed endless amounts of people in one shot kills and a giant kraken

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I opened the refrigerator, from top to the bottom it was filled with capers, maraschino cherries, pimentos, and variety of other pickled whimsies. But where was the food?

The opening was marked by an ashen hand. Climbing down the dank hole I encountered painted hands leading the way until in the deep I placed my hand on the imprint.of the great hand

This prison was on the borders of four different dimensions. The great bronze walls around the metal chasm had huge pipes tangled all about them. In my tiny cube-cell, I waited.

Under the shadow of New Detroit, the Floating Utopia, the people of the trashland village struggled to survive against the warring lords and their pillaging retainers. A wastefarm

He'd opened the netflix envelop in excitement. After four weeks of staring that movie sleeve, he mailed it back without even watching the movie because

The cobbled together the last pieces from the magazine article. The whole thing looked like a soccer ball. He pulled off one octagon and put in the plutonium, slowly, then attached

When the aggravations of chance trouble your soul do you turn to the master(s) of fate? Redouble your efforts, relinquish control, try a different approach?

Of course, I'm not vegan - so I replaced the water with

"It's chlorophyll," he declared, pointing at a glass of greenish liquid on the table, "The fountain of youth!" I eyed him suspiciously. "So you're a plant vampire then," I replied.

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I and my friend went to the changi beach in the holidays. when, we got there we heard ha! ha! ha! we turned behind to see who was it? i was shock to see a joker licking a ice-cream

"You can do anything but stay.You can!Do anything!But stay!You can do!Anything but stay!You can do anything,but...stay.You!Can do anything but stay."For 15min. all she had said was

SlimWhitman opened his eyes. Metal brackets secured him to a bed with a giant skill saw running between his legs. FatWhitman smiled and said, "Well, well, well...how are you

The Frisboids, a race of giant sentient frisbees, decended from the saucer & slowly approached Central Park. The Municipal Frisbee Dog Corp. had trained for this moment.

Greg came home to a lightless house. "Sara?" He was sure he had paid the power bill. There was a dark humming coming from the kitchen. He saw Sara's shoe by the black fridge. Greg