Some people think that it is awkward for 53-year-old men to listen to Britney Spears' Greatest Hits album repeatedly while furtively but furiously hoping for a sign. Others know

I'm sure I read somewhere that ancient Britons dressed as grey herons to scare the Romans. It didn't go well for them and since then heron or any bird fancy dress has not been incl

Someone once told him he looked like Haggar and one day he looked into a window at Bloomingdale's and he saw himself- he really saw himself apparently for the first time...

"I saw a frog outside,and I tried to scare it away,but it hopped towards me and now it's in the kitchen"This wasn't what I had planned when I took this baby sitter job.Kill frogs

The wheels spun and smoke was billowing out as she dropped the flag. As the Cobra gained traction the 520 HP engine torqued the car and I was headed straight toward her. I had

I didn’t stop her as she walked into the woods. I spent the rest of the morning and afternoon breaking out the remaining windows of the factory with rocks. I was a little

Umbrellas surrounded Jamir, but this was no art installation. It was in fact

My son finished raking leaves into a big pile & then abandoned it, explaining the bogey man under there swallowed his football. I smiled inside but the next day my car was missing

"WHAT" screamed Charolotte as the floor collapses due to an unholy amount of hotdogs. She was really confused because

He formed his pencils into a square on his desk, then extended three from the corners & used two more to form a cube. The final answer was blank. "Make a cube with pencil." Eat me.

... Now hold it under the ultraviolet light." My roomate was trying to show me the hidden message on the cover of Abby Road. "See how Ringo is glowing? Definitely the Messiah."

I like this book.

This would be a night Sami would never forget. She closed her eyes and remember everything that had happened earlier. It started with the memory of

Chevy Chase had just booked a bank commercial. Sweet Jesus had it come to this? He used to be funny right? Right!?!?!? Then his toothpaste said, "You were never funny, just

I had given up trying to be an expert home chef, but I couldn't give up the fix-it. So I found uses for some of my old items. Mustard seed make great temporary ball bearings. Meat

In the great country of Finland...

and I'm Batman. Kapow! But I don't like carrots unless they are with that Toy Story cheese and mac because I like the shapes except for Mr. Potato. Did you I will be 5 next week?

After several more weekend visits with Nanna, it was clear to Kate that something was wrong with her. She went to her mum and said, "Nanna keeps repeating herself; she can't seem

Upon a midnight sun, I strode to a clear space upon a height in a great wood. I saw the satin sheet of Nærøyfjord glisten below, and a rainbow curtain dancing in the sky.

He was young. Stayed that way.