The letter from the doctor came as quite a surprise and he had to sit before continuing. His legs could not longer

This was a new kind of feeling. Like a kind of upside down sadness. He didn't really know how to vocalise it properly, and everyone waited to hear what he would say. He looked up

50 'other' uses for a penis beaker. 1) denture cleansing 2) orange squash tumbler 3) prenatal test 4) golf ball washer 5) sea monkey aquarium

One day as I was going to sleep, a bright light had appeared in front of me. As every second would pass, I seemed to get more drousy than the previous second. Then I started to go

Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di! One night I was getting freaky in a tree with my boy named

She stops drawing and stares at me, my thumb brushing over her mouth, fingers resting on her jaw. I lick my dry lips, tempted to set my mouth over hers, to fit them together as if

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

Once upon a time & a very good time it was there was a moocow coming down along the road & this moocow that was coming down along the road met a wretched little boy named Tucker

After about 50,000 thumbs up, between his lawn mower career and his lego hair on television, he will friend his dance this week on the cable network

He couldn't sleep. He'd tried pills, counting sheep, flipping the pillow, rubbing one out, reading primary literature. After 3 days with no sleep he felt a crazed detachment

estoy en la oficina mirando el computador, derrepente Spam, ....me gane un viaje al interior de mi mente

Reality was overloaded, Suddenly the world exploded! ...a man was left on the moon, alone. Watching as he lost his home. The war lasted just one minute, humanity didn't win it.

What has its got in its pocketses, asked Gollum. Nothing, answered the Hobbit. I am just happy to see you. Sorry, Gollum replied, I don't swing that way. Despondent, Bilbo

she put my hand down her pants and then she......

Something weird happened to me today. I was sitting at work when I noticed a doorway appear out of the corner of my eye, but when I turned to look at the doorway, it disappeared.

She said she loved Sea World. Even though she was obese not a single person made a shamu joke in her presence because

Let me first apologize for lying to you. I don’t just go off and lie for the fun of it, but sometimes things get better with age. Wine. Cheese. The truth.

I clicked 'Next" once again, I promised to myself that if I didn't find a nice girl to talk to in the next 5 'Nexts', I would leave Chatroulette forever. Cock, old man, cock, 7 yea

Yo that infamous woods poet is back in your earhole. I serve game in forested areas with lyrics like 'yo squirrel, suck on deez nuts!' and 'c'mere bunny rabbit, take a nibble

He walked into the room like someone who had done that kind of thing before.