"Dude looks like a lady," Tom said out of exhaustion more than anything else. "Come on man" I chided. Tom took a monster swig off his big gulp and said, "Due looks like a lady

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for a princess to marry. He met with many,

Darkness was falling quickly. As we walked along the road it became harder and harder to see. Svetlana suddenly screamed. "I felt something lick my neck, and it felt

Susan Walker was just a normal average teenage girl in till one night her and friends snuck out to go night surfing and it was a fullmoon she got home and looked in the mirror and

hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..

From my usual table in th back corner of the Starbucks. I looked over my MacBook at the hipsters and breeder moms and resumed work on my manifesto, "Greed, God, and

"Fuck This" I thought. Three months ago I would never have walked down this damned hall, but I was a D-Class now, and I had an obligation to the "Foundation". I couldn't see past

The blue minotaur was back, and this time peddling his new book. "Iron Will wants YOU to buy 'Bovinetics', the astounding new almanac that can prepare anypony for the future!"

"Have excess bodily fluids? Donate to the Red Cross!" she reads over the PA system during homeroom. I pause, then

The idea was never to go with the subway sandwhich diet. But when traveling coast to coast a foot long goes a very long way. Gas prices be that they are, leaves very little

Once there was a water buffalo. He was a lonely water buffalo. He dreamed of meeting other water buffalo, but there were no other water buffalo in the land. And thus,

I am Graa. I am that which was before time. I residue in the murky depths, before consciousness. When your lids droop, i am there in the corners. I am waiting. And soon I will come

Glass of 2% milk, two-thirds full, upper right hand corner of place mat. Red fiesta-ware plate in center with smooth peanut-butter sandwich on white sliced in equal fourths.

She admitted to using a number of smoked briskets to persuade five people to grill themselves.

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He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called

Jermaine Jackson ran into the pool house. Joe was shaving LaToya and Jermaine said, "I got an Idea, let's blend the old with the new, how about Quincy Jonas Brothers?"

I'm a lonesome hound dog. I am greek and I battle giant aliens. I also am brave and not afraid of ohms! And lastly, I can dance and play a fiddle on

It was the best of times, but actually it was the worst of times. It was the age of wisdom, but really everyone was just an idiot.

I jumped in line at the jumping time with my bag of twine and my nursery rhyme and I thought