he Tic Tacs left on the dresser in my room represented a vital part of my first date with Melissa Rainwater. Melissa was an Indian, now called Native Americans by sensitive types

The man sat in a tree, waiting for his wife to call. How had he gotten himself into this predicament?

When they kissed, it was like every sound and person in the room was fading away. Her mouth was sweet and open and everything he ever dreamed of. He wanted her to be his alone.

The closet slowly opened. She walked over to it and stared into the dark abyss. Slowly letting the darkness consume her hand, she felt the urge to completely take over her.

Mental Syrup? Not in my Tardis!

No one notices your tears, no one notices your sadness. No one notices your pain but, notices your mistakes and...

This was not your average rocking horse. This particular horse had been furiously forged in the fiery fires of deepest depths within hidden Hades. Fourteen thousand fingers

It was dark at first. I had rehearsed so many times before what I would say in front of them. Them. Is that what they are now? I pushed the thought away and stepped out onto the

The Blond took the news of her pregnancy calmly, then as if a light had come on she perked up. "Is it mine" she asked. "No it's your mothers, your having a Sister." ."April fool"

I could never remember the date, although I had a photographic memory. I could still remember the luscious red roses I passed when I walked to school. But now I needed the date as

Never before had he heard that noise. He ran as fast as he could, ignoring the robotic voice urging him to stop. His feet hurt, but the end of all of it was very close, so he took

Agony Aunt smiled at the postmaster, enjoying the thought that he could smell her.

A potato, some shoelaces, one earring and some Juicy Fruit gum...that was my plan. That's all I need to destroy the

ITS OVER 9000 he yelled as a man kciked him off the cliff. just then the battle of memes has begun.

Many have heard of the Tree of Life. Oh it is important. But no one has heard of the Tree of Wife. It is a giant tree where men go to get their wives, which grow on branches

Drek slammed the empty stein on the bar. "Let me at that dart board." he slurred. The bartender eyed him quizically and swept the shattered crockery. Drek lifted his double-axe and

Finally one last shot rang from the pistol, and their savior was dead. All 9 of the remaining hostages had a stunned look on their face, worried that their fates had been sealed.

Suddenly I snapped out of my haze and had the acute revelation that I needed to get out of there. I gathered up Jenn and carried her to the passenger side of my car and opened the

As a purple giant elephant that lives in the sky, I am required to spell everything correctly. However, as I have no hands, it is very difficult for me to spell, so i hire a

"Your Honor, My client is innocent of the charges filed. He was in a car accident and lost his left arm. The arm donor was a notorious shoplifter so you see he couldn't help it."