He listened to E-40 because it reminded him

He listened to E-40 because it reminded him of his lame summers in Sacramento. His total lack of ambition hidden even to himself behind an emulation of thugs. His manager called

him "thug life", partially because he thought that having a friend and employee with a gangsta name, even if he was whiter than linen, broadened diversity. He was partial to UB40

which he pronounced Ubb Four Zero, and had recently purchased the collected works of Snow, including the 18 minute remix of Informer. A licky boom boom down indeed! Yo Diggity.

He had listened to it countless times, dissecting the tune into pieces, obsessively searching for hidden meanings to the lyrics that baffled him. He tried playing it backwards, but

he didn't even hear the demonic messages. Toni Bail's "Hey Mickey" was his lifeblood--there had to be a deeper meaning. That's when he found Spectrum Analysis and to his surprise

that there was a coded message signaling the mother ship. He went through the rest of his K-Tel Hits of the 80s. "Radar Love" was the first signal for the invasion. "Safety Dance"

the retreat. "I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore" was the signal to send reinforcements. The invasion, however, was just a pretext to meet the 80s act they held above all others...

Air Supply. As the invaders stormed the stadium Air Supply was belting out "All Out Of Love" to packed crowd of teenagers. The troops closed in, making their way to the stage and

the band itself. It took a while for the teenagers to realize they were in mortal danger; when they did, the stadium erupted into chaos; when the troops finally reached Air Supply,

the band mates stated that they were all out of love, and proceeded to expire right in front of the assembly. The entire stadium immediately became pacified.