I never really thought I'd die, it just sort of happened.

"It would only take 30 - 40 minutes tops to break into it, " I thought to myself... Charlie Tuna, why do you do this to me every time?? The pouches are ok, but the cans are soooo

Walking through the woods at night had his nerves frayed to their limit already, but Frieda nearly fainted when the mutated crocodile jumped out of the polluted river water and

once upon a time, there lived a monster who lived in a toy shop. His name was Kevin, his job was to make sure the shop was not broken into at night

i was going to my guitar class in the yew tee community centre when, i got there i was panic -stricken to see a group of zombies playing guitar and singing a lullaby and walking

The toy soldiers marched onward. Their tiny wooden legs creaking as they moved. Their objective was clear. Their mission had been set. Little Timmy had to die.

They discovered a new species in Australia. Guess what it is? Hint: It ain't fluffy. Meet the Kimberley Death Adder, with a highly toxic venom killing humans in hours. My Uncle Rus

As starliner Ariela returned to the homey sight of Titan, Bertie Grunch, Salad Prep 2nd Class, was filled not with a sense of wonder, but bitter hatred toward the glitterati in the

Once upon a time there was a fairy princess who lived in the magical lolly pop forest with her mother, father and little fairy brother...

A glistening drop of dew hung onto the edge of the fairy's just opened hollyhock flower and she stretched and picked her sharp little teeth. It looked like a good day to

She pulled at the chains but they were held fast. She didn't know how long she had been held captive in this dungeon.

He found this pervert in a chatroom by posing as a 12 year old boy. The guy didn't know he was a cop. But on his way to make the arrest, he looked in the mirror, "Holy shit I am

A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy TV. The plural diet suits Pimp Monitor beneath my designer. The unexplained remedy propositions the stem underneath

"This is a once in a lifetime opportunity," I remember thinking! It's scary how something so good and exciting could turn our so badlyl!

It was only when I woke up that I realised that not was all that it seemed. 2 mins and 17 secs had passed and for what?

(excrpted from nutmegaman) "Hee hee." "Are we done giggling?" asked Sister Christian, "Because you all make me sick

Cowboy TV got his friends Wizard Microwave, Pirate Phone, and Berserker Stereo together to take out Pimp Monitor and Ninja Radio once and for all! Their plan was to

i was going to a circus, to watch my favourite clown , and went i got in there,i saw many people running from the clown circus show, and i was shock to see the clown throwing..

The body was face down in the mud, a spear in its back. It's banners and badgers were those of a knight of Lord Darnforths. Callofath shuddered, knowing that

As I gazed over the canyon filled with squid, I thought about my 12 children and wonder what could come of them. Then I dove in. The millions of squid fought hard but one by one I