In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich, a man stands in a suit made of geometric cones. In grim tones, he reads his poetry. "blago bung, blago bung."

ACN was the first author of this folding story. This first fold had 165 characters with more than 10 words. This story will have 10 folds by the time the story ends.

Bail was set at $100,000. I was facing life in prison. I admit, I made a mistake, but why is touching a sleeping woman on a plane have such strict penalties?

"Hello, you've reached Jenny Scoops with Jungle Corp International. I'm away at the moment. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as quickly as possible. Thanks." *beep*

"We've created an infinite loop!," I shouted, "but don't worry! We'll be ok if we think about this function recursively, ok?" Behind us some more of the floor fell into the math

Today is 21st of December 2012; the day Mayans predicted would be the last of the planet. Although most of us show disbelief there are some who

I was so tired, yet I couldn't sleep. I opened my eyes slightly, and immediately froze. Across the room from me was a tall, shadowy figure, which began to slowly approach my bed.

"He got it from BREAD and it like, ate his face!" "Oh shut up, your stories never make any sense." She felt terrible as her friend scolded her but she kept staring at the bread...

It was a hot day in June and as I was going to work

My first mistake was probably getting "If lost, please return to..." and my address engraved on to my house keys. My second was

Phoebe pursed her lips as Ernie mansplained how to mend her gas meter box with gaffer tape. The setting sun hung low in the sky and spread pink light over the grimy box attached to

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who ...

The night grew darker. There was an earthy smell on the chilly air. Hannah pulled the sheet tighter against her skin. Suddenly, there was a crash and when she looked up

I was at the hardware store buying letter & number stencils. I was down to 3 to pick from. Both of the American stencil sets were $23. The Australian stencil set was $1,243 & came

By 2250, society stratified into social engineers, consumers, and drones. The drones cleaned toxic sites, kept the robots in order, and were corpsicles for interstellar shipping.

She twirled her chesnut curls around her fingers, her vintage flower print dress swishing past her swedish sofa, her japanese cat clock chiming in her ears. Her young face smiled.

This was the moment I had been waiting for. I was about to become a celebrity. If I flashed my breasts at the exact point Tom Cruise left his hotel, I would be recognized across

There was once a giant t-rex that liked to eat everyone and everything! His name was ILjaijfskldn... or just "Oh crap there he is!" for short. He was absolutely terrifying and stuf

I was sitting on my couch watching tv when someone rang my doordell. so i got up walked to the door and unlocked it then opened it and who i saw suprised me so much that i shouted

Joe was hooked on Twitter from day one. It wasn't until he started thinking all of his thoughts in under 140 characters that he began to see it as a problem.