After getting my lunch from the cafeteria i sat down and about to eat my pizza when all of a sudden i saw..

My skin began to crawl at the same time as my teeth started chattering. The thermostat was counting down like time's square and the shadow on the wall was not mine.

Would I wear in a holster? Would I keep it concealed? Would I put it on the table every time that I'm misdealed? Would I rob a liquor store to get some money for the rent? Welfare

I was is the dark forest. Sounds of terrified screams from both sides of me. I knew I had to run but I didn't know where to go. *Snap!* That's it, I'm finished. Oh God that's

Little Bo Peep ate all her sheep. She went to the nearby village to hunt more of them.

Don't cry out loud. Just keep it inside and learn how to hide your feelings.

How could they know that their new home for the evening was not one of the three pair of jeans I cycled through twice weekly, but the oft forgotten black sheep of the closet?

"What's the nicest thing you have ever done to help someone?" asked Mrs. Fludgecow. Should I remind her about the time I kept quiet when I saw her doing something nasty with the

He had a twinkle in his eye that said "Hola Senor!" I knew he was looking for a little 'mano y mano' but that wasn't my thing. So after the mexican hat dance, I

Alright so how hard could this be right? You simply just mix the milk in the flour. But...

Ollie looked up as Stanley crept up the stairs, well aware that his time was nearly up. Stan gave him his best steely stare. Ollie's body tensed up, as his eyes darted around. He

I'm done typing folds that are "like" bait. You're too smart for that, you god(dess) you. Mmm I wanna paint a keyboard on you and show you all the shortcuts. Would you "like" that?

"Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be

I tried writing stories that rhymed, but it didn't quite work every time.

"PORRT SIYDE! WE GOT A WHALE!" Yelled Phil as the space whale struck our ship and knocked us on course to the asterisk asteroids.

Waking up in the middle of nowhere, Justin suffered from dementia disease. Justin wakes up in the flower garden on the hill. Justin woke up and saw a small town of Helbres.

I got out my ruler and measured carefully. The other kids at the lunch table stared, but I intended to eat this Fruit By The Foot precisely one foot at a time. I made incisions

I filled up my little alien-cave man baby this afternoon, with the usual

Tuesday. Laundry day! He whistled cheerfully, calling "Off to the laundrymat" & closing the door before his wife could answer. The laundrylady never spoke rotating the "Back Later"

How did the name Bozo become an acceptable name for a clown? It's just so...so boring. Could they not have come up with something more entertaining, more lively like