DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?!?!?!

Once upon a time there was a dragon named Frank. Frank was a very curious dragon. He often would watch people and their living habits. However, he was not impressed with society.

یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران در اولین ماموریت با سرنشین خود دچار آزمون سختی شده است .سرهنگ خلاف الدین رضا اندوز کاپیتان این پرواز با سفینه ای بدون خلبان خودکار

Sneezing again. This head cold just would NOT go away. But maybe, just maybe I can find some kobold minions that aren't TOO stupid, to search out ingredients to a legendary remedy

I think I'll blow my brains against the ceiling, and as the fragments of my skull begin to fall, fall on your tongue like pixie dust just think happy thoughts. And we'll fly home.

I walked down the street with him and all that was on my mind was making him love me. I could tell that he really wanted to get something good out of me and that was just what I

All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he said through his teeth.Naive song lyrics made Ed sick!Gimme some Ramones,for fuck sake...

Fever f***** Niki and thats f***** up but i think I should cause I'm good at it Forget about it Drake I go harder and so deep she thought i hit her granddaughter

Ursula venía de viaje, llevaba un traje poco adecuado para la ocasión, pero de todos modos

I have to do something about this flatulence - once cup of chili a week ago and I am still deadly. If this keeps up I'm never going to get a date. Hmmm, I wonder if Beano will

Remembering old time, I said, "Bad will be avenge by bad..." Still counting the day for the time to come... Or... perhaps...

I took another sip of coffee and instantly regretted it. My pits were soaked through already. I needed food but there was none around. Okay. Just remember the three basic points.

My career really began back when I was in Space Cadets. Sure, most of the hard work came later - it involved washing the hulls of space freighters and checking fuel lines.

I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates

To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. I didn't know this one I turned the key. I was just curious what I would find when I

"Cabbages for Babbages, eh?" Charles was delighted and patted his stricken friend on the shoulder. Tesla muttered, "Sanskrit, gematria? This cannot be!" His eyes emitted excess qi

I continued to drink the poison betting on the sageseed to protect me. A couple rumbles that might have been ordinary later & we were sneaking around in her backyard with a shovel.

Zimbabwes yoddeling xylophone wacking virtuouso Urs Tikumu showed really quirky performances. New music links kept Jethro inspired. His global folklore events defied common beliefs

I don't know how to feel

The bruise was big, vivid and colorful - like an oil spll in a puddle. "What is this?" "What does it look like?" Fine... "Who was it?" "Any lucky guess?"