After what seems like century sitting in the car we finally pull up to a

An unsubstantiated rumor on the origins of the name 'Titicaca' formed the basis for the notoriety of a little hole-in-the-wall bar on the outskirts of Mocomoco the locals called

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Danny flipped on the siren and lights and pulled onto the road. He recognized Jack's car and knew that Jack had to be stopped at all costs. Two days ago

The people who come for answers from the cards must be treated gently. They are usually looking for a way out. I don't stack the deck, I don't make false shuffles, but still

Once upon a time...isn't it cute?Has anyone tried that before?No,but seriously:there was a princess,a witch,a black man and a yellow lab...GO NUTS!

STEVE'S CAR BROKE DOWN,a note on top of Gail's desk let her know,so she prepared herself to face the subway.Since she had no money for a cab,she had to.Claustrophobia was bitch!As

Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.

When it rained, it reminded him of his childhood. The boat. Being chubby. Basically, misery.

Knock knock!

The gods had been sleeping when Delores got the job at Bean, Bean & Krump.

"Are you SURE this is safe?" she asked. I replied coolly, "Babe, sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. But this time I'm right." Thus begins the story of a time I was wrong.

Three once lived a gnome. He was short anf fat. One day he...

This is a story about a guy who played golf. He worked harder and harder each day but couldn't get any better. One day he decided to go see a guru. The guru said these words to him

"You really want to get this tattoo today?" Avery asked Gen wearily. He pulled out a cigarette and let dangle between his dry lips, cursing himself for having so many pockets

Don't sugar coat it. Take out the fart spray and goose this turnip good. I'm tired of everyone blaming the fat guy for unowned odors. This time I will strike, and strike hard until

"please sir, i do believe you are sitting on my hand" "oh sorry old chap i didnt realise you were there, i was too busy...

This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.

Harrison Chalmers, heir to the vast noodle empire, vanished at sea in the winter of 1841. Some say he fell overboard; maybe he was pushed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was yet un

So i rabi and a priest walk into a bar