Make a hot dish, fold up sharply, and milk. Let this serve as an example of why you should never allow pigeons to walk on

Initially he had thought the shrink ray was a lame invention, but when he realized he could shrink whole cows and sautee them in a little butter and garlic, he realized the true

No one was there, yet the note had been clear '2 a.m. in the Coffee shop' -it said- and so I waited, but the uneasiness made me refuse the idea that Mr. Smith could prove what he

This is a test.

B'chuggeroth - the name strikes fear into even the most stout-hearted of men. The townsfolk had long told tales of the dread lord of damned souls, telling children he'd take them

Ten large cardboard boxes were dropped off at his house with small manila envelope which read, "Open This First."

The scientists and councellors were baffled. He seemed normal: steady job, house, wife, kids. And yet his sense of humor had stalled out at an 8-year-old's level. At Board Meetings

The cookie monster

The memory of it was stolen between the steering wheel & being outside. Somehow in that interval the memory that I was actively remembering was stolen. I suspect a state bound gnos

They were everywhere, behind me, in front, on all sides. a tremor even let me know they were below me. grunting in annoyance, i began to chant the words for a fire cloak spell.

I started a story, just to find out about this site...

"But I am better than you." They all wanted to argue, because, well you're just not supposed to say that. But, they're protests were blocked by unassailable truth. He was better,

The terrifying creature, a zombie it was, came bursting out of the door when the girl opened it, a blood curdling scream escaping her lips and alerting the hoard.

Once upon a time there was a magical princess who lived on Magnolia Lane. She really hated the name of her lane, btu loved that she had magical powers. Some of her powers were....

The boat drifted through a subterranean passage lit by shafts of light emanating from the dragonhead crowning the curved prow. I had no oars, and knew not where these passages led

Everyone writes songs or poems about the eyes but the poor neglected nose receives no such attention. The nose is picked on and unappreciated for its beauty

The cat on the mantle was conducting experiments in gravity. It was trying to prove the hypothesis, "If you push something hard enough, it will fall over."

Nom nom nom nom nom. The giant sloth munched on the pile of Reece's cups. He turned his head, threw up, and then began eating more. Oh, why was he so fat, he wondered.

In a room full of machinery, I laid connected to an oddly put together EKG. There was a needle in my right arm. A turquoise fluid was dripping and flowing into my arm.

He waited, sitting cross-legged on the padded floor and staring at the white walls of silence. He had been doing so for an hour now, it was what he was told to do...