New movies are really bad. Ronald Reagan and Charles Manson walk across a field together. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. Two men. Bom-bom. Bom-bom. One story. Bom-bom. Bom- bom. They

Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions annoy me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite

When Mrs. B. peeled the label from the can of beans to rinse it for recycling, she saw, in black marker: "aLbino gEcko A37". She gasped, then worried that her husband might have

Can you guys tell me your best cooking recipe for fish, meat, veggies or I dont know dessert?

My personal trainer's motto is: If you don't have to change your underwear after a workout then I've failed at my job. I was sore all over and just a few gains away from my goal of

the walk home took forever she walked into her house with a big smile on the face but then..

hi, so i put tape on the bottom of my cats foot and he got onto his hind legs and started walking backwards. we videotaped it and then we sent it to americas funniest home videos,

Mr. Roach and his family moved into a house in the Hamptons on March 15th, 2016 and folded stories to pass the time. This is just the first line and already it shows signs of

"Cindy, you're not eating your fruits and veggies." Despite the house-cams, Cindy said: "That's right, Mom. Because I don't want to become a pod person like you and Dad." Her Mo

Eating only lentils for six years is actually pretty good for the guts, or so my doctor told me when I was finally released from observation. It was the protein sauce that had swol

The Sisters Snope collected folk sayings for cultural research like the Brother's Grimm. For example 'Beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more

First thing I would do if all of America's financial system broke down or defaulted I would...

Sam was covered in cheedo dust.

Have you seen that new guy in Accounting? The one that looks like a real jerkoff? I mean, he looks like the kind of guy that'd

After a long day at work, Mike needed to relax. He went

It was still dark but she knew she had to get home. Her feet pounded on the pavement. This jog felt longer than others. Perhaps it was because of the dog

"What's your Wind-to-Stank ratio?" ""scuse, me?" "When you float an air biscuit, how many times does it stink?" "100% of the time." [pause] "Bullsh*t."

My sister woke me up this morning and said that we were going to the mall so I got and went in my closet to pick out an outfit when I saw

When the wind howls through the sycamore on a moonless night, and the lonely travelers huddle around the guttering flames of their campfires for warmth, they say you can hear

Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining. I'd rather know if it is piss or not. I don't want the doubt. If your balls aren't big enough to keep me down though, your ass is