Μια φορά κι έναν καιρό στην πολυτεία των θαμάτων ήταν ένας χιονάνθρωπος και ένας δράκος. Καθώς ο δράκος πήγαινε στη γιαγιά του είδε τον χιονάνθρωπο λυπημένο και τον ρώτησε:"Γιατί

Mrs. Bainbridge caressed the books as she removed them from the crate. She had finally obtained a complete set of Chalmer's "History of the Noodle Trade", the 1838 edition with

His father handed him a black Amex card and said, "Don't be a pussy son. From here on out, it is ALL on me." He took the card in his hand and

The next day though I began to feel serious pain. If the problems I've suffered on the flight are going to ruin the dream job I've wanted to do since I was a little girl, I will

Greetings I am representing relatives of esteemed Nigerian Cmr. Sumagai Wayautinspais. He is trapped on abandoned Soyuz Space station from Soviet time.He cannot return without your

When I was 7 years old a great white butterfly committed suicide in my mouth. I tried to spit it out, but swallowed it whole. I was hallucinating like crazy - I saw

I was so jealous of Tony. He had a CB radio, an RC Trans-Am, a Color TRS-80, and a portable TV which could receive UHF 'and' FM stations. All I had was pong.

"I smell smoke," she yelped, alert eyes slashing across the expansive vista. Not a cloud stained the blueness. I glanced down at her long, yellowed fingers. "Yours?" I pointed at

The stock market was about to crash. Inspite of all the financial advice to hold on, Sarah decided to sell all her shares and invest in a website selling organic produce instead.

You know what do when you get writers block? Stack it in the corner with the others, till you have enough to build a really solid two story, three hole brick outhouse. Conjoined

When I ran sound at my best friend's wedding, I played "Dude Looks Like a Lady" while she was walking up the aisle. Everyone started screaming and throwing Kleenex boxes at me.

Aeadar, a young boy in a highschool, in some computer class was developing a story, when he noticed that it was in complete, so his idea was to have other people add to it, and so

"Let the penguin boxing match begin," said the announcer. Everyone in the audience cheered. The penguins squawked in confusion as they were put into the ring. "And...FIGHT!"

I burst through my cheating ex's window like the Kool Aid mascot and smashed the pothead's computer and TV to smithereens with his own baseball bat. Then I set his house on fire.

What is the word tonight bro?

Luke was walking down the dark alley home late at night. He had just came home from a party when a howl ho a wolf was heard.Attempting to get home as fast as possible he ran.Then..

Bob Marley's foot ached. He wanted to go to the hospital. But his agent said, "Listen man, you're supposed to be spiritual. If you see a doctor it might mess up your

"My name is PurpleProf and I (deep breath) am a Foldaholic." I sat down.

In the end, the computer hard drive never got fixed, but that inspired him to meet his first lover who told him it was futile. Then his would-be boyfriend got high & cheated on him

Once upon a time, a princess who was very revealing, she did not like to wear dresses, heels, jewelry or crowns, she liked to bring pants, tennis, play soccer, nintendo..