Welcome patrons to test chamber 323! Today, you will be subjected to physical and physcological torture, as a test to see what the human mind and body can endure.

Jamboni ran through the tunnels of his subterranean home as it began to crumble around him. As he broke out into the surface and left his dwelling forever behind, he realized what

He let the meter expire. The meter maid came, and as she wrote a ticket he through the skill saw blade and hit her in the neck. A man walking a dog saw the whole thing and

Subtle fluctuations in the timeline identified 153 Elm Lane, Scrutom, NJ, 1996, 12:53 pm as the exact time and place where

Working at the factory was always hard, especially when the boss showed up unexpectedly and caught all of us Oompa Loompas making vanilla rivers instead of chocolate ones... so we

You gaze in horror at the screen of your computer. Your story...your folding story had been perfect! And they completely changed the topic! Your eyes glow red as you reach for the

"Sack of potatoes" was my favorite trick, but in my advanced age I hardly had the nerve to try it anymore. Yoga, for me, was

Tiger Mountain -- China's top hacking squad -- surreptitiously infiltrated

There are times when the left hand knows nothing of what the right hand believes, and so it was that gloomy day in Moscow in 1968, when Gorsky put on his overcoat and stepped into

If she'd known she would be dangling like this, she would have worn something different that day. Not that she should be worrying about who could see up her shorts right then, but

Twenty-five years before our story starts, a one thousand strong guild of terrible wizards called the Yaku pooled their power to destroy the world.

"She didn't!" "Oh, she really did!" "Come on, I'm serious. She didn't!" "I'm not fooling you, she really did." We went back and forth like this for about an hour. My confusion

Once committed to being unpredictable, there was no turning forward. Ha! Thought I was going to say "back, didn't you? Enumerating is nix. Using proper nouns OUT. Hanging from my

The King died, and the Queen was about to die of grief, when the coroner brought her the mocking note their Nemesis had stuffed in the King's mouth. That certainly ticked her off!

A couldnae bring masel tae tell her o' aw the damage the storm had caused oor wee croft. It wisnae so much the beltin rain or the howlin wind but the men that came wae it. They...

Does he have a chance? Can he find his way out of this mental haze? This fog that has left him all alone. He cries out for help, but nobody hears. He is left alone with all his fe

Is God real? Is a question I ask myself many times a day. But

A tired eye watched as the sun fell over the crystal mountains, too soon were the shadows rising above the shattered lands. Dominik raised his hand as the massive sun glided over

"Sweetheart, let's just forget this birds and the bees talk. First, bees have one female that a lot of men have sex with and well, birds, have sex in public. Maybe instead we

The unrest in the middle east was getting entirely out of control. We would have to quickly install new dictators or our oil supply would dry up. The CEO of B.P. was worried now we