Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.

My downward spiral of phlegmy misery continued.Another Doctor visit.When he prescribed homeopathic arsenic I cracked."Listen you stethoscope-swinging smock monkey,I need Antibiotic

"If I don't come back, light a candle for me," I said brusquely. Her eyes glistened and her chin trembled as I tightened my suspenders. This was certainly going to be

MillCreek................. is...................................

theres this girl named jay and she's so...

The boy sat in the center of the pool of blood, but was not touched by it. He had influence over the elements of blood and fire. His eyes burned and tears evaporated to steam

Time to put on the tin foil hats again... the French are voting!

Traversing the haunted forest of family secrets is not only scary but it is the only way to be truly free.

Someplace, there is an island, where wild chickens run free. Every June, we take our boats to the island, and have a big poultry round-up. Chicken Boys riding Shetland ponies would

She could only see him when her eyes were closed. Her eyelids had been fitted with thermoptic filters that rendered his invisibility ineffective. He smiled and touched her hip.

I knew one day this would come, the lettuce finally took her sweet revenge! As her great leafy head loomed over my sprawled limbs I begged her, "oh merciful lettuce creature,do you

"Showing another power surge sir," He said, with an "I told you so" tone. Captain

To err is human; to forgive, divine...to drink is to be merry; to vomit, gross...to be in love is fantastic; to have sex, even better...these are just a few of my favorite proverbs

Beneath the rugged, blind sky, snow as cold as the night's day, falls. Its simple, freezing composure wraps its arms around the inhabitants of this bare land.

He had always wanted to be a Sex Ed instructor, even before he was told what that meant. He would've been a great one, too. But the cruel phallus of fate had other plans.

Swino drunk 18 cans of beer, fought a cow & passed out drunk under a tree. Tragically he was killed in a car accident less than a month after his rampage. What does this say about

DEAD END read the rotted wooden sign at the end of the track. With the mist closing in, Henry knew that his path had doomed him. Night would come soon, and with barely any fuel in

"On tonight's news, the commissioner of baseball declares war, terror lurks in every shadow, and SHARKS." Crap, I forget to recycle just once, then the world goes haywire. I had to

The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was

English has been 'enriched' with words like 'sexting' & 'cybersex', but what's the expression for the act of surfing Streetview looking for couples caught in the act? Googoyeurism?