I bit into the king cake and cracked my front tooth on the plastic baby. It didn't matter, cause now I was gonna have good luck the rest of my life. Wiping the purple sugar from my

The electric sheep hummed loudly in the corner. This disturbed the dog, evident by his raised lip and yet he did not move, save for an impulsive quiver. There was a loud

A penguin, a nun, a rabbi, santa claus, a giraffe, a mime, and a drunken lawyer all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?" The penguin replies

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In 10 folds or less explain & elucidate the role of the USA during the Cold War in the geopolitical arena including Antarctica. Use a sharp pencil and no dictionaries are allowed.

"What do you mean, do you want fries with that!?"

Harry Kim was late for his duty shift yet again. Lately he'd been spent more and more time on the Holodeck with a holo-version of Seven of Nine. Last night, she'd assimilated him

I'm sorry," she said stiffly, "but I won't have you coming round here swearing like a porn star and upsetting the dogs."

Etta's first husband died after falling into the birthing pool and getting the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck.

She touched the little box in her pocket and smiled . She looked at the people milling about the mall. They looked so happy. She took the box out it. It's smooth black surface

Dark, thick smoke filled the night air. If only things had been different...

"I'll like yours if you like mine."

But in the version of Earth that they had just slid to, Microsoft and Apple had both failed miserably. The resulting vacuum had been filled by Timex-Sinclair, and, now T/S 10000s

"Go home, drunk. You're Lary," Lary screamed. He mounted the bar and began dancing the tango with his beer stein. He left that night with a few head injuries and a pile of reckless

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"Blow the tard!" Fagan scriffed. "Quilous...Quilous!!" But the tard mustilated afore Egan could quill it. The tarx tittified greevingly until Fagan swomped testyward. "Egan, you

Once upon a time there was a black guy.

There are some things you just can't practice, like zooming in a jet-propelled one-man rocket suit, either you do it or you don't.

On a much-deserved date with the spouse at a new place. New Order's "Bizarre Love Triangle" is playing in the background.

Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Remember me to one who lives there. She once was a true love of mine.