A girl travels half across the world to see her father for just three weeks, whom she hadn't seen for three years. She ends up loving it and cancels her return ticket back home.

A Frito, a Cheeto & a Dorito were sitting around the pantry one day. The Cheeto said "I'm the cheesiest!" The Dorito said "I'm the most angular!" The Frito looked at the others and

The spooky ghost appeared out of nowhere. "OH MY GOD" Jenny cried, "HE'S STANDING THERE....MENACINGLY!!!" Indeed, the ghost was standing rather menacingly, and was looking hungrily

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Pssst, hey, psst, hey you.... yes you, come, come. I'm gonna tell you a story so epic that it will make you take a step back and analyse your wretched miserable little life. Ready?

Oswald Kettlepot, or 'Oz' as his friend called him, had a peculiar problem. His one and only friend, Patricia Snodgrass, evoked a reaction in Oz that caused him to sneeze

He was toughened up by Nam and the Smiths' split, but this was Little Drummer Boy, damnit, and these 5th graders were ruining it. "Down in front! I want a clean shot at the snare."

Once upon a time there was a girl called Jo. She was very frustrated with stuff.

Am I the only one who cares about wrecking ball accuracy anymore? Sheesh, Dale, when I say that I want the Blockbuster destroyed, I don't mean the corner deli. Give it another go.

I don't know. I honestly don't. I guess I just snapped or something. Apparently, yesterday, in some sort of fugue state I'd

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" yelled Gandulf, "Unless you read The Simarillion in its entirity." As the new Denfence Against the Dark Arts professor, Harry thought he was a bit of a tool.

Statt ihm einen Korb zu geben, gab sie ihm zwei Körbchen, Grösse D. Er konnte sein Glück kaum fassen.

Koko the talking gorilla was starting to understand "You keep feeding fruit to Koko when Koko answer your question. Koko want take own fruit! Koko also want partner, Koko feel very

You know the kinda alien that cryogenically freezes known criminals, dumps them into the volcanoes of a prehistoric planet, then nukes them into ghosts? Hi. My name is Xenu.

Melodramatic Martha, my dear, tonight is your night. I've been grinding away, thinking about your small flower print dress and buttermilk biscuit ankles, tonight I will hang

Stop horsing around. Don't dog me. Or rat on me. Don't cow down. Don't monkey around. Don't wolf down your food. Cat got your tongue? Sheepish? Antsy? Don't worm your way out of it

can I possibly get a fold truly finished? I have one of my own the other was started by someone else it was about a cat i think and mine about a murderer. but the rest unfinished

He was fool because he still believed in "win-wins"

In his heart of hearts, Dracula was a softie. He spent his downtime knitting wool koozies for tubes of blast-frozen blood and sketching ideas for marshmallow shapes. No one knew

The swarm of giant red-eyed bugs drew closer. The villagers hid inside the relic of the ancient starship, hoping that their ultimate weapon would soon be ready.