Knock, knock.

I dried off and wrapped the towel around my waist. Entering my bedroom, I dropped the towel and glanced up to see my wife's friend standing there. We held eye contact for a full 5

I like big spuds and I cannot lie, hashbrowns or big steak fries, when I see one baked with bacon flakes my inside start to shake, Idaho or new, you just can't get

They discovered a new species in Australia. Guess what it is? Hint: It ain't fluffy. Meet the Kimberley Death Adder, with a highly toxic venom killing humans in hours. My Uncle Rus

The philanthropist's apprentice asked his master, "So before I can give away my millions of dollars, I must first acquire millions of dollars? This is harder than I thought." Lunch

After several more weekend visits with Nanna, it was clear to Kate that something was wrong with her. She went to her mum and said, "Nanna keeps repeating herself; she can't seem

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I can feel the worms under my skin again. The doctors say they're not there. They say I'm "crazy". But they're there. Sometimes the worms tell me to do things. Bad things.

A Tale of Two Animalcules. Amoeba & Paramecium were inseparable companions in a tiny pond holding pseudopod in cilia until one day Paramecium adopted Algae as endosymbiont.

I put on my teeth and sharpened my glasses and looked at the long potato. It was really long. I figured there must be competitions for this kind of thing so I

My sleek catman friend Joel could fly without apparatus, but he enjoyed tooling around in a clunky antigrav car from the forties that probably had unhealthy fields, just because

In 1916, at the Cabaret Voltaire in Zurich, a man stands in a suit made of geometric cones. In grim tones, he reads his poetry. "blago bung, blago bung."

There are in fact only seven planets. Uranus is a grand hoax created by NASA officials with sophomoric senses of humor. This had repercussions for astronauts who attempted to

Today Bucky decided he didn't want to be a sidekick he wanted to be a villain. First he decided to get rid of Captain America. "Hi Bucky." Cap said.Then Bucky

In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings, a man in turmoil cried out for a hero. She was

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. She'll probably die. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly that riggled and jiggled inside her.

Come on Millie! Come on, girl. Let's go! COME ON MILLIE!! Want a goodie? Turkey?? Bye-byes??

"A cat is eating the rotting flesh of a pterodactyl in my backyard, and I am wondering why and how this could happen..." That was how my call to the police began.

"As you can see, the graphical analysis of the distance above sea level for Mountain Dew fizz from the time of pour to the time of fizz-out yields surprising results. For one, the

Slowly my vision blurred. The pills were kicking in and the blood began to gush from my arms. Was I really ready to die? I wasn't so sure anymore.