And so it came to pass that we had to kill our love because it was too beautiful to bear. Now, 6 months later, what is this? Regret? Intimacy is like a drug, that pulls you back

I have this job at a place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There are so many animatronics: the Toy ones, the old ones, Puppet, Balloon Boy. I'll be lucky to survive because Bonnie

She bounced the ball once more before she served. This was it, the last point or a start for new chances. If they got this point than they'll still have a chance of going to the

It was a simple game of capture the flag at a Boy Scout camp. Picking my team, how was I to know that this was the start of a future world-wide conspiracy by captains of industry?

The living room was a disaster area of headless dolls and strewn-about paper snowflakes. It was obviously another hit by the deadly serial killer we called "Ken" (obviously). He al

Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super dude." Fame had its problems too. He thirsted for the freedom of anonymity so he disguised himself as

Nitya brought it up. "So. Incarnate. On a starship. Checking manifests of physical cargo. I hope the residents of this 'quadrant' or frequency or whatever ..." What could I say. It

one day i was playing in the sand box, ands sand got in my eye, so i started to scream, and run around in cirlces i likedsand but not any more, now i like to

"Ommm..." The group wore hooded cloaks and stood in the corn field forming a circle with linked hands. They began chanting and fanned out knocking down corn plants in the form of a

We had been going to the backroom at Ned's Polonaise Room since the 70s. We set up out card tables and shook hands all around. Old Joe brought out the tiddly-winks and we commenced

Coming out of a nasty divorce it seemed like providence when I met Sal on an internet forum, someone I could confide in. I finally got up the nerve to road trip to Crazy Woman, WY

"Self-examination is the mother of escapism." Jean-Paul took a long drag from his clove cigarillo and looked severely at Camille. In turn, she removed her heart-lensed sunglasses

The trees in the forest created a barrier between the dragon and me. As I walked closer to the forest, I noticed something on the ground. It was

"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"

I want to tell the story of a durable little neck zit. It started out like a subterranean volcano, wide, hot and sloping. I really tried not to pinch while it was still gestating b

"Summertime...and the livin' is eeeazzy. Fish are jumpin' and the cotton is higheee..." Oh boy. There goes Porgy singin' in the shower again. Bess clapped her hands over her ears.

The princess didn't realize that she had died at least five times already. She simply watched as her champion battled the time traveling monster.

Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the

i was walkin down the stree when i saw 3 guys run out of a mans house and i

Nucleus was standing on the mountain's peak overlooking the valley full of hazel nuts. His mouth flooded with saliva as his imagination rocketed off full of delicious thoughts.