Raising your children peacefully is a threat to those who believe we must first do violence against others to ultimately do good. You are a domestic terrorist. You are undermining

This is the last '80's themed party I go to. That anyone will ever go to. While I will dance to Love Shack Baby I also will keep the Purple Secret. Horsemen of destruction are

"You wanna see who can scream the loudest?" said kid number one. "Sure!" said kid number two, and together they set about to ruin my eardrums, and my life.

The realization almost cracked Dan Brown's head. There it was staring him in the face. The ultimate Catholic Conspiracy. "Popeyes" was really, "Pope Yes." Holy smokes!

There was a deaf in the family, but no one said anything about it.

"My pancreas?" I let out a sigh. "I don't even know what the hell it is or what it does." The doctor walked over. Instead of comforting me he looked me right in the eyes and

It was a chilly winter morning and I was preparing to leave.

The last place I expected to be on birthday forty was inside a six-foot by eight-foot jail cell. But there I was... outfitted in an orange jumpsuit and mushroom-colored sandals.

Stop! Everybody needed to stop! If one person moved even an inch they would be

It was a hot after noon after school ,i was so tired that i walked as slow as a turtle to reach home .Suddenly , i saw one of my friends he said that the sun is barbecuing ......

I am not telling you what I want for Christmas. You should already know. You shouldn't have to ask. Nope, not telling you. The joy of giving a gift is lost on you, I suppose.

I knew something was wrong when I pulled into the garage and saw that the hallway door was cracked open. Getting out of the car, I stepped on broken glass. A high-pitched moan was

The last applicant was the most qualified of the bunch, by a wide margin. Loads of relevant experience <check>, leadership qualities <check>, suspicious beard <double check>.

The crow landed on the sill and said, "Nevermore!" Hellraiser was eating a chicken pot pie, he looked at the window and

As a young sailor of little means, I dove with a full tank to visit the Octopus' Used Sub lot. He had just the thing, a sweet yellow number driven by a little old lady from Jamaica

"What starts with 'come here' and ends with 'ouch'?"

A tired eye watched as the sun fell over the crystal mountains, too soon were the shadows rising above the shattered lands. Dominik raised his hand as the massive sun glided over

The April Reserve was once a beautiful expanse of native wildflowers & rolling hills. Rabbits cavorted & harriers nested. But an altered fire regime coupled with increased nitrogen

I was fishing a Schindleria praematurus out of my Tormato soup when I noticed someone had stolen my "Don't Kill the Whales" sign. After a long distance runaround with the local

Most super heroes devote their lives to fighting crime. I was different. I decided to devote myself to solving 1st world problems. People who lived in highly developed countries