On a dark, stormy night, Phil Cassidy walked down the endless spiraling stairway that would lead him to the depths of Bolcan, the place he feared most. But it also held the one

As the cold wind blew one night, something mysterious started to happen. The trees took on a different shape, the wind became thick with a slimy mist, and

Melisso Jettison reviewed the manifest. Fifteen solar tons of chrysanthemum flowers in the hold, for the tea drinkers of the outer rim. When did spacefaring become so humdrum? He

First, stand with legs wide apart and squat down as low as possible. 2nd, put the palms of your hands on the floor in front of you & stretch out your fingers. 3rd, squoosh forward

Perhaps we should see other people.

Once upon a time in a far far away land, lived a beautiful princess. She was so pretty that her mother and father locked her away in a tower. She was not able to get out.

Lately, sleep has become a delicacy I can only dream about. That is, daydream about. My mouth waters at the mere thought of it. I look out the window, counting stars all night.

"Ahem" he said. "The suggestion box was completely empty again except for this message: I AM HORNY. All caps. Now, this leads me to believe

"Soooo, how many grandmothers DO you have?" I asked my student who didn't turn his paper in on time (again). "And how many of them are still alive?"

Don't touch me until you have taken a shower and a bath, she said, somehow turning me on in spite of it.

It was a pity the soft cheese was used to wipe the counter clean. Clean according to Ronda anyway. The counters were a constant chore, a thankless job really. She could justify it

It was the day THEY came. No, not the zombies, though they were pretty bad. Nor the Aliens, but The White House is never gonna be the same. I'm talking about the Belibers.

Sarah meet a prince named Mark. They soon after were in love with each other. One night the prince looked into her eyes and realized that she looked beautiful in the moonlight. He

"..is an adventure you will never forget - welcome to the Park of Nightmares! But I need to warn you: only the strongest of you will preserve your sanity by the end. Are you ready?

Hace muchos muchos años en un pueblo muy lejano de aquí vivía una chica extremamente guapa. Tenía mucho tiempo libre porque sus padres eran muy ricos y ella no tenía que trabajar.

It starts with a cough.

However many times he tried, Juan could not seem to pull it off...

From the deep within the shadows, a man had stepped forward. Cruel were his intentions, but even crueler was his fate. His footsteps rapped accross the grainy asphalt.

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar? And be better off than you are? Or would you rather be a

Frogs can dance. It's the truth. They can do the salsa, the rumba, ballet, tap dance, you name it. Mr. Froggles tap danced over to Mrs. Froggles. "Tell me, dear, why do you