Ned fingered the natural rubber teething ring in his hand, quickly formulating a plan as the Starfish-McMahan monster slithered slowly up the tunnel. Biting hard on the teething

Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars movie has a few tricks up its sleeve after all.

Annabella clutched her long skirts in her hands as she hurriedly climbed the stairs then ran down the landing towards her room. She burst open the door to her room and paused

The store owner was closing for the night. He went to lock the door, but when looked outside he dropped the keys and ran straight into the backroom without locking the door.

Beneath the rugged, blind sky, snow as cold as the night's day, falls. Its simple, freezing composure wraps its arms around the inhabitants of this bare land.

The moon is down.

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Sarah could not believe her teacher had actually come to her home. That is not at all what she intended when she spoke to her earlier! Taking off her coat, she thought of a plan.

Some one is typing folding story, I wonder what they are going to say next?

It was a dreary day. Simoleon rose from his bed disheveled and confused. What day was it and why were his bed sheet soiled? He remembered the dream he had where his bowels were

This ain't a song for the broken-hearted No silent prayer for the faith-departed I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd You're gonna hear my voice When I shout it out

I became suspicious that my schizophrenia had returned when I happened to glance in the bowl. Corn? I hadn't eaten corn in months. There was a hard knock at the door.

How dare you enter my abode! I shall turn you into a... let's see. hmm... Advocado? Yes... Advocado! I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN ADVOCADO!

"Nothing gold can stay," wrote Robert Frost. Perhaps he was moved by golden boardwalk fries in the clutches of a seagull. I brought a notebook to the beach, expecting inspiration.

As December arrived with snow blanketing the city with its untamed wrath and sapping the life out of all the trees, Wil, Ted, Rose cast a spell on their greenhouse protecting their

Once upon time there was a girl addicted to avenged sevenfold. She's the most famous hoe of the city,her name was Sofia.

"SING FOR ME!" He commanded. "SING FOR ME OR I SHALL..." And in that moment he was cut off by a thing that cut his head off. The thing was

"Sweetheart, let's just forget this birds and the bees talk. First, bees have one female that a lot of men have sex with and well, birds, have sex in public. Maybe instead we

As I hopped across the creek, I noticed a strange metal hatch in the ground. I cautiously approached it, and

"I understand." The sensation of the words slipping down my throat like a bitter pill of disappointment was nothing short of awful. The coat of sugar, of 'maybes', hardly helped.