Behind my smile is a hurting heart.behind my laughs I'm falling apart.look closely and u will see the girl ...isn't me.

The King died, and the Queen was about to die of grief, when the coroner brought her the mocking note their Nemesis had stuffed in the King's mouth. That certainly ticked her off!

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Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo fled the scene of the battle with a fish on his sword and

Keith had stumbled on the winning combination of monosyllabic AND grumpy quite by accident. But when he used this technique on his sister's best friend's cousin, the effect wa

There was a marine biologist studying the deep sea canyon in the Montery Bay. The caynon is so deep that the sun light does not reach the bottom. In the canyon lives many animals.

Hognar the hognork hognorse snake are a hog. Hognar travelled thirteen miles to get that hog, but now Hognar may claim victory as long as

I'd had a tough morning prancercising and wasn't in the mood to chat when 2 women called to save my soul. I unstrapped my ankle weights & called my lawyer. She hadn't received the

When I opened the door, the smell hit me so hard that I couldn't breath.

So, the Brits are weirder than I thought. In the 1800s, they purposely changed their accent to be more foo-foo.

What an awful night. Most if it stayed submerged in the alcoholic black out. Only a bleak gnawing that something was wrong drifted through her mind. She looked at herself in the mi

There was one thing he had to do. One quest. One mission. He couldn't fail in this, not when the fate of the universe was at stake. He had to remember the word "Aubergine".

The hounds of the megachurch were set loose on the congregation. To develop the hounds' checkered past, would you accept a side quest entitled "Houndpups Lose Sanity at PetSmart"?

In all my years, I don't recall any good thing ever happening to me. I sold all of my happy memories for an express flight back to Earth. It wasn't easy. The blue-skinned girl said

Once upon the a mid day dream, That is when this terrible act of betrayal took place, But not to fear this story has a secret plot twist near the end so keep reading.

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Madoff had a visitor. "Whooped-de-fucking-doo," he thought. But he didn't recognize the guy at the prison window. It was Tony Stark. He was pissed. Stark Industries had lost tons

Baba was the black sheep of the Razzi clan, he didn't snap shots of celebs: he was investigator for the Darwin Awards. He checked the veracity of the stories people reported.

John was scared of supernatural things but one day he a documentary on supernatural, he was puzzled should he believe,until

Just as they were eating the herb & wine chicken casserole, the dog wandered in from the kitchen and was extravagantly sick on the rug.