Once upon a time, there was a frog, and he had a wart.

"Booo!" Jeered the crowd as Mary strutted onstage, birds and expletives flying. Joseph pointed at the screen, citing the baby's ears and nose. "God Made Me Pregnant" sent Maury's

We were climbing up a steep rampart of the ancient fort at Meon Hill when I saw movement out of the corner of my eye. I turned & a black dog was stood staring at me with strange

I wondered as lonely as a cloud

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The Great Gatsby stared across the water at the flashing green light. With a roar the Great Kraken (en route from Norway) entrapped Gatsby in a suckered tentacle and dragged him

'Do you have any idea how fast you were going?' 'Yeah, it was awesome, right?'

If there were only some way to tell her that I would be there for her when she got home. Even if she says it does not matter. Even if she says she won't come home.

Barraco Barner, Angie Lammercoegh & Vula D. Mierputarde met one another under most unlikely circumstances, and really they had very little in common with one important exception,

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One time I saw Nicki Minaj jogging down Central Park West.

If you can catch this fart and paint it green, I will grant you three wishes.

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Bianca was procrastinating by taking the Psychology Today 'Why Do You Procrastinate?' quiz. There was a tiny thump - a dead mouse had fallen out of the hole next to the radiator

Hello Foldingstory reader! I m a Prince who one the lotterie at my home country in Nigeria! Howevr, do two my prestiege I m not abel too get my winnings out of country. You! may be

Try to look on the bright side. For example, whenever I get an infection, I don't get upset. I just look at it as another opportunity to fill my jar of pus.

The potato was lying on the ground. Then a bird ate it. Then a cat ate the bird. Then a dog ate the cat. Then a cheetah ate the dog. Then a lion ate the cheetah. Then a shark ate

Shouldn't we be questioning everything? I mean, instead of making statements, don't you think we'd be a lot smarter if we just asked questions instead? Like, why in the world

"Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, you filthy dirty hippie! I'm goddamn Bill O'Reilly, so piss off and go get trippy!" Well, how was I supposed to react to such abuse? I had to

The girl leaned lazily on the bar, taking a drag of an electric cigarette. Then she dropped it, and crushed the metal under the mighty power of her stiletto boot. She was in the