Cinderella's feet were a mass.Those cristal shoes were hell on Earth and she decided to buy new shoes.She went shoe shopping at Rodeo Drive but nothing seemed to fit her.

"Blow out the candle and make a wish, granny!" we said. Granny looked down at the single candle in the Tastykake Chocolate Junior with disdain. She made her wish. The house rumbled

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People saw me walking down the streets as if I was a criminal, a murderer. I didn´t do it I was called innocent by the jury but still people didn´t believe it,I was guilty for them

Seven years ago I found a hat made of the finest silk. It was blue and looked to have never been worn. I found in it the old dumpster outside the strip club. Problem is, it was too

Living on the storey beneath the elephants wasn't easy.

"Take it." I looked down at the old man and smiled. "Thank you." I said. He walked away leaving me standing there on the street corner holding a dead gerbil. I began to regret

One day a girl wondered out into the woods. She heard screaming and was not sure what to think of it. She was not sure what was going on. She ran to where it came from and found...

The trouble with most congressmen is they forget that conversation is also a form intercourse or if they do remember, they they still want someone to get screwed and by them

if your happy an u no it clap ur hands (clap_clap) if you happy an u no it clap ur hands (clap_clap) if ur happy and u noe it and ur face will surely show it if ur happy an u no it

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

He stares ahead, frozen. His heart beats at the speed of light. The gun sits in the palm of his trembling fingers. "Oh lord, what have I done?" he thought anxiously.

A woman with an amusingly long name answered the phone. I didn't quite catch it, so she repeated her name slowly. Five minutes later she asked me tersely:

Little Julius was escaping from his grandma, who was shouting after him to come back. He ran to the beach and shoved his toy raft in the ocean. "I'm gonna be a pirate!"

He woke up like all the days before, still exhausted. But unlike all the days before, he was in an unknown hotel room, with a dried blood caked across his upper lip. How had

Asked by Faux News about the likelihood that she’d become a candidate for President, the former Alaska governor and reality TV star said "Let's just say it's not too late for

A ring echoes through the old apartment causing the man who sat half asleep on the couch to jump up and run over "hello" he hurriedly speaks almost out of breath.

In the end, only I will remain.

In November of 1878, long after it had been thought lost at sea, the Turtle of the Baskervilles

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