I slay me.

i was going to a circus, to watch my favourite clown , and went i got in there,i saw many people running from the clown circus show, and i was shock to see the clown throwing..

Today is the day. Its game day. Today is the most important game day there is. Its the opening game. Our very first game. I'm ready to play some ball.

Pearl sat on a log in the woods. She had a billy can of ravioli in one hand and a piece of cutlery in the other. She'd been staring at it for a while. Was it a spoon or a fork?

But he'd lied. He didn't have Parkinson's disease he

The ice cream man dealt drugs when I was a kid. A bigger neighborhood kid told me so.

Mince a lb of Hershey's kisses, two sticks of butter, burnt sugar to taste, 1 bushel flowers dethorned, a kumquat, abalone, and thrush nest into an even paste. Apply liberally to

Despite the speed and efficiency are used in the process, the vegetables are treated with respect. They are given giant rubber aprons to

The boy was walking across the bridge when?

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The tinkle of the shop bell, the kindly shop keeper, the open barrels of meat, I remember the old gizzard store like it was yesterday.

"Your topic is 'Brachyhypopomus pinnicaudatus' and your time begins now."

Grandmas cherry pies are delicious. It makes your mouth water with its looks. It makes your tummy grumble with its fresh smell. It will always want another piece. It makes your

Once there was a velociraptor with a rainbow mustache and a fedora. He was walking through the forest, and was suddenly attacked by

Penelope shrieked upon discovering that the most elegant fold she had ever belabored had been succeeded by a blatant, malicious act of narrative sabotage.

This story will end after 10 lines and I have now 130,no,120,no...fewer and fewer...characters left,so let me get to the point.My name is George,and I have a secret.

So what's the point? Have the most thrills? Amass wealth & power? Leave as many progeny as possible? No answer. Is it to work earnestly? Sacrifice what's precious? Discover the unk

"That was moment!" He loudly exclaimed "and you ruined it!" He finished, as he dashed off and began to sob

Jeff O'Rama, Irish, ex-cop, now PI. Cocktail: Soft White Russian (Milk of Magnesia, vodka). New case: Murder. Cops botched investigation. A woman, a professor, in a purple top coat

"Que tu es un casse couille!" She was 4'11", sandy blond. "You're so sexy when you speak french," I murmured. Actually, French was her first and only language. And I was pretty sur