Woh! What just happened?! I was stuck in a loop about watching all of Peter Lorre's movies to prove he was the best actor of the 20th century, bar none. That doesn't sound to unple

An entity aware of it's agency upon which it's reach at essence resolves the formative alienation. From this position a degree of pre-Being extrudes itself before actual Extrusion.

This is a tale about the most terrifying anglo-saxon monster to ever walk the earth. Well I say walk but this monster glides!

With the election winding itself down and finally some free-time, Mr. Rogers was ready to head to the voting booth, located in the same building as his, the library

When people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.

If only I could die. If only I could descend into the emptiness of nothing. Then I wouldn't have to listen to my boss talk about the 3 hour procedure of draining his butt pimple.

The first thing I noticed, when I entered his room, was a picture of his sister. She died in an accident 3 years ago. It had been the epicenter of his breakdown. I had to hurry...

It is like this one time our bullfrog told us, "Frogs! 50 of you are going into the pond but only 25 of you are coming back". The other 49 and I froglets looked at each sure that w

My name is Ola. I'm 10.

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

Pack up your bags, grab your things, we're going off the edge of the earth.

As my dear brother lay sweating and pallid on the threshold, our mysterious lodger, whom I thought might murder us all, offered a healing lozenge. The wastemistress gasped and ran

If only there was a song for every room, every room a song, then there would be room for every song. A song for every rock, a rockstar for every song. Who thinks he’s a rockstar?

It snuck up on me, unaware, but as soon as its icy stream of abuse marched across the difficult-to-bend hairs on the back of my neck--down the 40 miles of bad road that is my spine

Wazu just recovered from the rough landing of his small space craft in the Kuwaiti desert. He looked at the glowing city skyline in the horizon, a strange city on a strange planet.

Like she was gonna slap you in the back of the head. That is what it looked like to me. Like your dead grandma was gonna slap you upside the back of your head. And you deserve it.

How are lucky are we that the Second Coming is starting during a census year? The whore of Babylon has her G10 headed beast to ride upon. The McRib is here for a limited time only.

" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

OK what are you doing?

I received a memo from my boss entirely in webdings. It was marked as URGENT, naturally. I ignored it, thinking it was a joke, but I'd forgotten that my boss is insane. The next da