Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defeat Lex Luthor, the Joker, and Spider-Man in a three-minute cage match. Good luck, Jim. This message will self-destruct.

Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

"Hello, America!" shouted a mouse down the microphone. Of course, this being a mouse, it only came out as "Squeak-squeak, Squeeaak!". The President looked baffled. Was this

Lucy Goosey lived on the far side of town, where she made a modest living selling sundries and whatnots. One day a large white truck pulled up in front of her shop and two guys in

Things to do before I die: 1. See the Northern Lights. 2. Go skydiving. 3. Visit Australia. 4. Win the lottery.

Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?

Baba was the black sheep of the Razzi clan, he didn't snap shots of celebs: he was investigator for the Darwin Awards. He checked the veracity of the stories people reported.

Upon his conviction for applecide by bow and arrow, William Tell was thrown into jail with the rest of the appleciders. His cellmate, known only as "Musselman", notoriously juiced

Initially he had thought the shrink ray was a lame invention, but when he realized he could shrink whole cows and sautee them in a little butter and garlic, he realized the true

Daddo, Jimmy told me thaa-aat Sss-aanta (gulp) iisn't for ree-eal. Tu-tell hu-him, Dadd-o... tttu-tell him th-hat's nuh-not tu-TRUE!

I think my current condition can be accurately traced to the time when I dropped my toothbrush in the toilet of a Tijuana campground. I had no other toothbrush for the trip, so I

I meant WEED, not WEEDS. Arrrgguuuhhh!

Why are you here on this planet? At first I'm stunned. What do you mean why I'm here. I'm here because my parents got married. I don't really know whether they planned to have a ba

"It's a show about a guy who leaps into different bodies... I've called it Quantum Leap." I said. The TV execs eyed me suspiciously like they'd heard it all before. "It's new...

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On the last of these nights, we scrape together all the leftovers, all the bits of bone and soggy chips and drips in glasses for the multimeal of champions. It is both a dare and a

I flipped the table in disgust. "Anyone care to explain to me why these chicken nuggets aren't shaped like dinosaurs?" D-Hall henchmen surrounded me. I had seen past the illusion.

Would you rather streak naked through your office OR be known as the office farter?

Wilbur the Quantum Cat was at last adopted by a loving family in Des Moines who didn't mind his magnetic field line hairballs and the strange quark droppings he left in the litter

That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near