As I watched the clothes in the dryer tumble, I realized they weren't my clothes. I opened the door to investigate and fell in.

"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was

The angel's halo sputtered like an exit sign in Quake. I noticed my best bud Joe was still there beside the bed. "Funny more hospitals aren't haunted," I thought in passing. Joe

I remember my dad had this 8-track. I tried to find out so much about the town he was singing about in the song so I could go see the crazy police with samurai swords

As a weathergirl on a local TV station, Jenni was good. Really good. She could predict what the clouds would bring two whole weeks in advance. She once foretold that a shower of

My grayish mane of hair was still quite popular with the ladies. Maybe they associated it with affluence. But during three nightmare filled days in January it all turned white.

He didn't want to hurt his amigo.

I have been told one thing about this town over and over again. Its a phrase made up of five words. It goes like this,"It rains something rotten here."

What idiot architect decided to add a curling arena to penthouse garden was anyone's guess. But after a few drinks, a stone would fall hurtling the 30 stories to a bimmer below.

Zelda zipped Zoloft at zany zebras zig-zagging zealous zealots zonked for zero. "Yes!"

Ice creaming comes across the sky

As Mel Gibson raged at the police officer, flailing his arms and shouting expletives, the car he'd neglected to put in park began rolling down the steep hill towards the gasoline

“Your wonton will freeze before you reach the first marker.” said his co-worker at the Panda Express factory. But his friend was in giant freezer, “Then I’ll see you in Hell!”

Every time he arrived for work he looked tired, weary, almost sick. He seemed not to spend a good run at home. Probably, he

Deseé tu cuerpo de mujer pero no lo llegué a poseer, parte de mi ser me culpa por no encontrarte en mi musa. Espero tumbado que tu voz me llame con sonido atronador

Beth, a paranoid privacy freak, thought the CIA, FBI & Chinese Government monitored her computer because of searches she did before writing a Folding Story fold, like "best way

صدای زنگ کابین به صدا در آمد،مسئول امنیتی ایرفورس وان وارد کابین خلبان شد ، گویا مشکلی پیش آمده بود کاپتان به سروان جوانی که مسئول تامین امنیت داخلی ایرفورس وان بود رو کرد و گفت

"You wanna see who can scream the loudest?" said kid number one. "Sure!" said kid number two, and together they set about to ruin my eardrums, and my life.

I had no idea what I was doing, fashion design was obviously not my calling.Plus, my boss was the devil herself.

Most time-travelers have bad body odor. This is due to the fact that people smell like the cuisine of their society, but are unaware of their own stench. In 2329 rotten-egg tea