I have never been as offended as the day I discovered that I lost followers on folding story. My self esteem was crushed more than the time I received the least amount of likes.

Rick was a bundle of organs with a name. As a "human," he'd reached the hightest plane of existence by having rights and a dead-end 9-to-5 job. Lesser animals would kill for Rick's

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The latest scientific research shows that the voice box in men & red deer has lowered in order to bellow more effectively. "Hmm, figures," thought Mabeline as a noise like a thousa

It is the year 3069. The prophesy will be fulfilled. All the signs are here. Eric Estrada avatars with exploding coconuts are a red flag for Father John. They gathered on the Rock

Your grandfather was injured in a freak elk hunting accident while reading 'literature' in the outhouse. Uncle Russes shot ricocheted off the elks antlers through the moon cutout

After many years in the outback, a lone dingo made his way to

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What a stupid thing, Fate. The fact that this guy, whose head was about to be blown off by me, would start lecturing me about it, was just unbelievable! Fate was a stupid thing.

Kaelen was the most sensitive of us bros, so when he said it was go-time, we knew the coast was as clear as it ever would be. Our sister Terisha would roll her eyes at our caution,

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I've got three scripts for you: "Buster Gonad steals the Queens Egg", "The <superlative> Yellow Dogs. <verb> to <exotic location>" and something called "Purple Purposelessness".

Once upon a time there was a dragon named Frank. Frank was a very curious dragon. He often would watch people and their living habits. However, he was not impressed with society.

I held fast to my baby blanket as I tried to sleep. I knew the dreams would come and I'd be swept away into the power of them. I cannot resist the enticement they bring.

I was driving down the road when I saw something cross the road just a little bit in front of me. At first I thought it was just a squirrel, but when I got up there

I was walking through the woods and I saw a bear. This bear was brown with big

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