The Amazing Spiderclam soared through the night on a gossamer thread extruded from its shell, it's rudimentary yet heightened senses on the look out for its nemesis,

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away,

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He inherited the cryogenic deep freeze business from his dad in the late teens. It was a pretty easy until the great drought of 2017. With rolling brown outs, the dead were

Blue's Clues went over to the producer's leg and started humping it. It'd been a long time

My dog ate the laundry.

I decided that I was not going to make excuses for him anymore, he had put his hands on me one time too many. I was through telling my friends and family that I fell, or bumped in

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there once was a grain that had no name he wanted it bad and got really sad for he was simple and covered in pimples

I'd been preparing for this moment for years but you know you'll never really be ready. Still, this was it. I was filled with a mixture of dreaded anticipation and nervous glee. In

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Romeo y Julieta son una pareja

I was seeing deeper and simultaneously more broadly than ever before. I saw people's true nature instantly. I saw rainbows and sun dogs at night. The glare from the

This was not going to be my best day. I knew this the moment I stepped out of bed and fell over my shoes I had carelessly scattered around my bed the evening before. My head felt

He rocked hard on stage, live, and with a big mustache.

"I wasn't zoned out I was staring out the window that's all," said my homeschooling-mom-friend Wendy.

"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for

Her clothes were soaked through and her skin was caked in blood. She had no idea how long she was in this pit, but she knew that she wouldn't last much longer with the conditions

The fate of the world was in my hands. This was the turning point, this was the dice roll that would determine the outcome of the most dramatic Risk game in history. And I rolled a

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