When the Swedish Pirate Party won a majority in parliament, all hell broke lose. The treasury went from the euro to the pieces-of-eight and doubloons.

Soulreaver, Blade of the Necromancer, was on a card table for 5 bucks next to a stack of Reader's Digest and a Easy-Bake oven with the bulb missing.

Detective Manatee stood back while this was occurring, so that he would not “get knocked over” when the dog was “spinning around trying to find” the source of

The phone's piercing ring shattered Josh Robler's peaceful rest. His now bulging eyes belied the weariness that was trying to drag him back down. But once he picked up the phone,

He waited in the rest room until he heard someone in the stall next to him. He tapped with his right foot, got a response, then was surprised when through the glory hole came a

I was driving through a stretch of desert west of Flagstaff when I heard Dr. Margulis on a radio talkshow discussing the Gaia Hypothesis. "We're entering menopause. Expect hotflash

"Excuse me Sir, may I take your coat? No. Miss Penelope sends her apologies she be not well. I'd glad t' see you have recovered from a bout o' scurvy. Are you expectin' any other

The anchor sinking to the sea below, like my life. The water waiting quietly to swallow me whole. What becomes of the anchor? What will become of me? I lean over the edge and watch

This is an absolutely true story: When I was out walking my dog this morning, I noticed a trail of gummy bears. There they were,every 3 feet or so, leading into the forest. I follo

Barney Ross is approached by CIA man Church, who wants him and his guns for hire to go to the former Soviet Union to retrieve something that was on a plane that crashed.

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Ah June...the month of endless love and endless weddings. I wiped my eyes as I watched Laura & Tim, the new Mr. & Mrs., turn from the altar, then walk hand & hand down the aisle.

One day was enough for the mission. But general was much tensed, he ordered us to complete it within seven days. It was a hot topic among us, something was bothering our general.

"Das Schnabeltier ist ein eierlegendes Säugetier aus Australien. Das Schnabeltier gilt als ein lebendes Fossil." Horst seine Augenlieder schlossen sich. Er träumte das er ein Ei

The heart of a house is really in the backyard. Inside, it's just a lot of pissing in bowls, cushioned sleeping, and slow-cooking flesh. But in the backyard, there's truth.

Once upon a time, many years ago, there was a beautiful young woman who was very sad and lonely

His eyes adjusted to the darkness in the ancient sewers. He could hear the authorities closing in from all directions. He needed a distraction to open his escape route lower.

LittleRedRidingHood and Wolf had a plan to kill grandma but it envolved the huntsman and it made them feel unease.Red decided to seduce him but turned out he had other preferences.