How could I tell it any other way? Words themselves, pictures alone, even the delicate hands of a mime could not convey

She had medical problems, falling often and for no reason, the prints she made in the sand or snow looked like rabbit prints, not feet, the playboy symbol. What made the ears?

I realized why my father, even when drunk, only pounded on my bedroom door to wake me in the morning. I suddenly felt somehow responsible for my mother leaving. Reaching for my

Her smile was as infectious as the plague, even to the boys who were told by their fathers not to ever, ever bring an Indian girl home. I didn’t care about any of that. One kiss

There may be a karmic reason Antonin Scalia is an anagram for "Anal Inactions." I mean, just yesterday, he

His best guess was that they were five hundred yards away. The binoculars confirmed it. He had to admit to being surprised at this irrelevance when they started moving light speed.

Once upon a time , there was a magical , jolly goldfish named Bob .

I was bored one day, so I decided to go to the top a skyscrapper and jump off. I said my goodbyes to the world and jumped. On the way down in mid-air something amazing happened...

My wife's parents sat at the dinner table. They judge everything I do. The green beans were tepid, the butter cold, but they liked the meatloaf. I said, "You should it's your daugh

His son came to him with a picture of a family, in crayon, holding hands in front of a box house with a smiling yellow sun. His dad hawked a loogey and spat it right on the drawing

Defenseless kittens lazed in the sun outside the second story window. They'd made their way up the precarious awning to the ledge in hopes that the mouse farm's air conditioner

Once upon a time a guy bought a christmas tree at food lion and set it up in hell for satan and the demons to see. His brother bought tickets to Trans-Siberian Orchestra and while

Se despertó pero no podía abrir los ojos. Sabía que había alguien ahí y...

The desert continent became his first conquest, leaving in his wake a sea of glass and smoldering crystalline statues.

The crates held everything that was important to him. The rooms were empty and waiting to be vacated and he'd stuffed what was left of his family into the crates. His new life'd be

If a vampire bit you, you became a vampire. If a werewolf bit you, you became a werewolf. Mummies wanted to wrap you up. Where were the monsters who didn't want you to join a club?

As he clung desperately to the edge of the cliff, he wondered how he got there. It must have been when

I always get the best fortune cookie fortunes. This one told me that I would

The yellow cat(not Garfield)was staring at Jane so full of himself...She hated that cat!Steve was such an idiot!Why did he have to give her that stupid cat?And then convince her to

The day of the big exam had finally arrived. Gil brought his #2 pencil and his lunch, but didn't notice he'd forgot his