I woke up in the morning and I walked out the house I was at my bus stop when I realized

Deep within a vast mining region, an engineer James McPherson and a detective Nicole Iasant were called to investigate a total blackout communication in a mining city.

After years of prolonged, tense masturbation, I realize now that I am in love with the internet. The whole internet. I accepted all of it, for better or worse. She...yes, she

There were half eaten boxes of cereal. A Manhattan skyline of the new generic organic cereals that'd cropped up since Trader Joe's. She never finished a box, just bought another

I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so

Beyond the ridge, a coyote cried - high pitched, sharp, distinct - and was answered from closer at hand. Soon there were three or four singing, a happy chorus

Biden had been second fiddle long enough. The President wanted to play a little one on one? Then the VEEP was going to play by street rules. He was going swing his elbows

the girl stares at him and wonders why his lips are so freaking black like gucci! so she said

As he  had done so many times before, perhaps 10 or 12 times now, the mastermind watched Alice rest peacefully in her hammock. He could count the mistakes he'd made on one hand and

She left me. Alone. Broken. I was paralyzed. Why? Why would she leave and take everything that mattered to me with her? Will she ever come back? I told my self she would but

"Pickled onions are quite a tasty snack", said Darryl, finishing off a whole jar of his wife's home made fayre. "Slow down, Dar!" said Anita, shocked at her husband's gobbling.

This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant

He pulled his iPhone from it's holder on the belt of his pants and looked at the number staring back at him. He'd done it again and he didn't know how he would explain it to her.

היה היום חם. התחזית הראתה יום נאה, אבל היה חם מאוד. הם לבשו בגדים יחסית חמים, אמנם לא לחורף, אבל לא ציפו לחום שתקף אותם.

"You slammed your door on his foot!" "Yes, which proves he was an intruder. I couldn't have crushed it if it wasn't inside my house." "He was selling Girl Scout Cookies." "I don't

"The way you make out is the way God will be with you," said the pastor. "If you give a lot of wet kisses and drool than God will probably kill you through drowning."

there once was a boy who liked to eat

There was a brave girl with green yeys cutting a tree.

When will these plows cease? When will the ice thin? How can a girl live in degrees like this? Besides cuddled up with her fat cat in toasty pajamas.

As I stand outside in the middle of the street, wind and snow slap around my hair. I thought to myself, "This was a mistake" as I was standing in a blizzard