"I hereby convict you on assault to 12 weeks incarceration."The Judge paused to let the sentence sink in.During this silence someone in the gallery let her rip,an apocalyptic fart

He stares ahead, frozen. His heart beats at the speed of light. The gun sits in the palm of his trembling fingers. "Oh lord, what have I done?" he thought anxiously.

"May heaven help the carbocritters of this world," thought supremely intelligent robocommander X13 on the eve of their destruction. "And may the transrobotic beings of our cosmos f

Glyn glanced upward, past the black mouths of the penwyth caves in which grown dragons and their chosen riders lived, toward the obsidian that crowned the ridge of the old volcano

She looked around at the empty space around her and sobbed.

This question kept me up last night. Sean Bean, actor who plays Boromir in LOTR, is his name pronounced "Shawn Bawn?" or "Seen Bean?"

That night, I had a psychedelic, drug-induced dream. A cold sweat broke out across my skin as the nightmarish, shadow puppet-like images played against the canvas of my mind.

The Director feels like you should be more patriotic in conducting your business. The Director wants to remind you that all of your Citizen's privileges are only one red mark from

He poisoned our food, burned our houses, stole all our money, and left us for dead. Now that we've rebuilt and are prospering, he wants back in? Why should we accept him?

It was only two weeks before Cousin Corinna's wedding. Aunt Malda pulled out this dress that wasn't even cool in the 80's. It looked like a peach cobbler that someone thew up on. "

Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She had a new dress and new shoes. She even got a brand new lunchbox with a ballerina on it. She couldn't wait to meet all the new kids.

OUCH! Except he didn't really say "ouch". Thomas cursed under his breath and lifted his foot to his teeth to rip off the remainder of his pinky nail. Who put

Big Bertha was a model rocket with D engines & a payload in the nose cone big enough for a mouse. I launched a grasshopper which survived the trip. 20 years later I'm going to Mars

"..is an adventure you will never forget - welcome to the Park of Nightmares! But I need to warn you: only the strongest of you will preserve your sanity by the end. Are you ready?

My hair stood on end, a shiver raced down my spine and a lump came to my throat. It was him. The mystery figure that haunted my inexplicable dreams every night. Why'd he choose me?

Guess what? I got angry because...

This eloquent darkness. It is gong. In a glade with my peasant shirt stained with another man's blood. Clapping the dirt from my hands, I jumped back onto the wagon to lie on bags

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

Fourteen days to go. I was sweating on it now, but for so long it seemed an eternity away.

"Hey Spanky!"