The Shambly Man in his tattered cloak showed up in in the clean and gleaming quarters of Starbase 12, far from the woods of his youth. He tried to greet the people there, but

Men in tights jumping and twirling around stage with sugar plum fairies. It's Nutcracker season again. Every year I suffer through it. The only good part of the whole damn show is

Grape. Orange. Orange. Durian. Mango. Orange. Radish. Nutmeg. Iceplant. Nutmeg. Grape. Jojoba. Iceplant. Mango. Yam. Orange. Uplandcress. Radish. Mango. Iceplant. Squash. Squash.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess that lived in a castle in a forest. She was living the life of luxury: food, dresses, shoes, pets- anything she wanted.

Unfortunately, Jim was worrying about his exams.

Swino drunk 18 cans of beer, fought a cow & passed out drunk under a tree. Tragically he was killed in a car accident less than a month after his rampage. What does this say about

“MAJOR 您好 HAS LEFT ATMOSPHERE 5 AND WE HAVE RECEIVED INFORMATION TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS WARP FACTOR 9’D TO THE LOWLY PLANET EARTH!!”

I've been told that Jefforama's farts can smell like rainforest hummus mixed with wet tar, or fresh converse soles, 3 day old cloths hamper, natto on steaming rice, Aunt Valetta's

Falling...this was a sensation I had become accustomed to. In the past few months,

Hey my name is leche now if u speak spanish you would know that means milk and well yes i am just a plain old jug of milk. This is the story of my life.

I bet all of the money in my bank account that no one will continue this story.....

Actually, this is the end: "Getting to this point at all was a small wonder in itself. Everyone was proud." The last fold is where this story starts...

And another thing that really yanks on my corset strings is bears. Ants and bears to be precise. And wide mouthed frogs.

Madam Wong waited as the two detectives considered the menu, "Number 7 very good." Ned scanned the list. "Fish balls?" "They must be very small," his partner added. "We'll take

Nowadays everybody wanna talk, like they got something to say. But nothin' comes out when they move their lips! Just a bunch of jibberish. Motha****as act like they forgot about

Starfish-McMahan's agent parlayed his lifestory into a billion-dollar book and TV deal. But at a book signing in Des Moines, Iowa, his "friend" Ned, whom he had left for dead,

Late at night got the dog a walk around. Tired of that room. The smoke touched my lungs advising the body was tired. But you know, work, couldn't sleep yet. Not before the...

Nucleus was standing on the mountain's peak overlooking the valley full of hazel nuts. His mouth flooded with saliva as his imagination rocketed off full of delicious thoughts.

It had been a long day working at the station and I felt as though I was going a bit crazy. As I walked across the platforms all of a sudden

Every Tuesday, after I watch reruns of "Keeping Up With The Wests," I get a lesson in plagiarism-sorry-sampling from Johann Sebastian Kanye. Kanye says I got no rhythm-what does