The best day of my life. It was a Saturday morning when

At 8:30 that morning, the call came. I'd been waiting for that call for over a week, but I still wasn't prepared for what I was about to hear.

"How was your day today?LOL" she typed. I eyed the message, unsure of how to respond. I could reply pleasantly with a lie, or I could tell her the truth, that at this moment I

The sun is shining

The moonlight shines as I await the presence of the Dark league warrior and his war hound named Dracos. I'm the queen of this universe, he is to gather the other Dark warriors.

"Hey Paul, a viewer sent these in. The Top 10 reasons to fold stories: 1. It's a place where your bizarre twisted humor is seen as a plus.

She bounced the ball once more before she served. This was it, the last point or a start for new chances. If they got this point than they'll still have a chance of going to the

It was just past one, and the dance was coming to an end. The girls took off heels to rub sore feet, the boys had long abandoned their jackets and ties. Across the room, Anna was

The last place I expected to be on birthday forty was inside a six-foot by eight-foot jail cell. But there I was... outfitted in an orange jumpsuit and mushroom-colored sandals.

Frank stammered out the code phrase: Di..dime is two t..times a nickel! His addled brain screamed that this will never work, but he knew he had to try. For Squeaky, for himself, an

'Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'm afraid I have bad news,' said Thomas Barclay, leaning forward from his seat. 'It's about your son. I'm afraid he'll never know the true meaning of

When things get really bad, I dig myself deeper. Like this one time, at a party, where the entire room stood in absolute silence, staring at me right after I had just

It was a dark night when I was thinking in my room when a siren screamed, I looked out my window and everything was on fire.

There was only silence. And darkness. As the winds continued to howl

Twenty minutes. That's how long I have left until I find out the truth. Am I really made up of mostly water like most humans are or am I really just a bag of cockatoos? Either way

One day pepe went for a walk. He came across a large stadium. he went to check what was inside. a csgo tournament. he said "oh my gosh i love csgo".

I hated him. With a passion unrivaled. His damn red hair. The dilapidated scooter with a boom box bungee corded on back blaring Ace of Base's I saw the sign pulled into the

and the paper got replaced. Meanwhile

"That's not what I expected to see at Disneyland," Marina stammered.

Lately, scuba divers off the coast of the "Sea of Mysterious Disappearances" have disappeared. Captain Apparition settled on his fishing boat to investigate.