When Roland was shot in the eye a heavy Gloire de Dijon rose sprang from the bloody socket. It's roots penetrated his brain and sucked what life he had left to produce a perfume

Keith had stumbled on the winning combination of monosyllabic AND grumpy quite by accident. But when he used this technique on his sister's best friend's cousin, the effect wa

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"Is it possible to write a serious, emotional, heartbreaking tale on FoldingStory?" Timmy asked the teacher. "No. That's like trying to convince Miley Cyrus that she should quit."

The tiny box under the tree was wrapped in gold foil paper &a cute lil' bow. It had my name on it. "Go on," said Ted. "Open it!" I tore into the package, sure that this year, Ted

I am tired of the hiding, the secrecy, the deceit here in FoldingStory! The truth must come out! (Big deep breath) Chaz...is Chaz Bono. 49erFaithful is (no lie) Joe Montana.

A thunderous applause filled the auditorium at the National Clogging Championships in Flushing, NY for the dancer leaving the stage. Dave a plumber by day, nervously waited for his

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How we have heard of the might of the kings! We have heard of those princes' heroic campaigns. There was Shield Sheafson, scourge of many tribes, a wrecker of mead benches, rampagi

I was driving down the road when I saw something cross the road just a little bit in front of me. At first I thought it was just a squirrel, but when I got up there

Jody couldn't believe it himself. "Primer" was fiction, but this was fact. In the summer of 2013, in a garage in Arlington, Texas, he had invented the warp drive. The Secessionists

The clock was edging along slowly but surely. The pressure was on. I had ten more seconds to finish the paper or my life would be over. The killer looked at me, his eyes pulsating

Heinrich Stark, flexed his muscle. It was a well developed muscle which he was proud to flex. He only worked one muscle, which made for a lopsided physique, but his employer valued

Moxie secretly diverted the radio telescope to transmit his message to the aliens ship. He wanted to have the exclusive story. "My Interview with an Alien" was his dream title but

Frank drove a silver car.A BMW the company lent him.The day he had to return it was one hell of a day...sad memories.All because

I never wanted it to end this way. The blood smeared across the floor told a different story. I know how Bob feels about messes and this is one that will never come out.

"Ya done it Donald" He said, shaking his head passively as he stepped through the grand doors of the oval office. "Everyone's dead now. Ya did it."

The world is spinning as I wake up to the sound of thunder. The dark colors swirl around the room in an epileptic mess as the lightning continues to strike. Where is my wife?

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They sat at the feet of gurus and ate and drank. They hope to share with many more when they have done eating and drinking. They paid for it, yet they will share freely to some.