Avery Brooks poured his heart out in song to improvised melody. Then Shatner butt in waaaay off key, puffy faced and serious

As wind howled and the rain beat down outside the window, I began to plan the evil deed.

The called him "Johnny Numbers" but the joke had stopped being funny long before it was ever told. His gigantic tube socks and jean shorts made sure of that.

I stopped running. It had started to rain. I didn't want to get my clothes dirty, couldn't spare to get it dirty. I feel like I'm in some kinda movie, why had I chose to run away?

Bomb disposal is NOT a job for the faint hearted, which was unfortunate for Cpl. Jock Sergeant, who's heart was so faint as to be transparent. On his 1st day at bomb school, he sat

Josh screamed in pain, his leg impaled with a shard of glass,

The origins of that quixotic sign, a meandering curve & a dot are said to be found in Egyptian antiquity. A cat seen from behind, tail poised,so thought semiologist & archaelogist

Although I always have every intention of saying no, somehow I always end up saying yes. Perhaps it's because of his

I woke up with my hair dyed chartreuse, mint & ochre & carved into a facsimile o fthe leaning tower of Pisa topped by a gondola. I was the victim of extreme dog grooming... again..

Anderson Chive had found ways to endure the book-signings. But undercover reporter Melody Snark challenged him. "Mr. Chive, isn't it true that you have made a mockery of fiction?"

A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"

Adam Smith was damn well tired of gritting his teeth in his funerary monument. "If commerce cannot civilize the people of Earth, then I will!" He shot out of his grave like a

Janice realized Matt liked somebody else when he returned to school with the same cold as Allie, whom he went to the dance with. Apparently he preferred Allie's snot over her own.

Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel were married. Bob loved Betty and Betty loved Bob. David loved Chanel but Chanel loved David AND Bob. One night at a dinner party

Tiger Mountain -- China's top hacking squad -- surreptitiously infiltrated

As he listened to the group discuss how to get around their upcoming drug test, he internally smiled. He was the mastermind behind "National Drug Test day" on 4/21. Sipping

it is hard to reason someone out of a place he didn’t use reason to get into

The broble is the book that talks about important things like brosus. If you are a broliever you believe in the bro-code, and you believe in broven and broll. If u r a brothiest

Listen, you've all heard the term slack-jawed yokel before. Y'know, a country bumpkin? A rambling rutabaga? Cauliflower cousin? A crossroads vanilla bean? Well it's neither here no

I held fast to my baby blanket as I tried to sleep. I knew the dreams would come and I'd be swept away into the power of them. I cannot resist the enticement they bring.