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He woke up slightly groggy. Must have been some party last night. In his haze he noticed there was a red string tied to his big toe.

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After a fierce storm destroyed the bridge and killed their car, Colin and Tilda trudged along the country highway until finally they saw glowing windows. The sign said "Cobweb Inn"

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"Please hold onto the safety bar as the bus passes over this bridge" said the driver, who quickly added "in case something crawls out from under it".

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