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The terrorists who kidnapped Mayor McCheese say they'll release his nuclear launch codes if we do not release all political prisoners, including the Hamburglar, by a deadline of

There once was a troll,a green thooty troll named Gracie...and because she was a troll named Gracie,she was bullied by other trolls."It's not easy being Gracie!" she sung while

Just take a look at these photos: Lenin's speech, Hitler's speech, King's speech, Lennon's Peace-In, Nixon's resignation. He is always there, sitting two seats to the left.

My name is LaFandaNiquanda, and this is my story.

The cat sat on his face. Curled up. Thought real heavy thoughts.

Josh screamed in pain, his leg impaled with a shard of glass,

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"Burned it again! Ughhh. Another twice dead cow and nothing to eat." This was

Brian enjoyed pins and needles as much as the next man - but he didn't want them for breakfast EVERY day!

She couldn't handle living this way. Minimal money to pay the bills and living off cheap instant coffees and day old bread. Things had to change.

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I like playing 'let's pretend'.

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Teleportation is just a mater of completely digitizing and breaking down the body and reconstructing it at point of destination. Problems occur when the signal is hacked.

"Then you export the undelimited one into your VIOP account. Once it's been finalized, you can check it against the proxy." Said Candace. Mitch hurled the non-dairy creamer and scr

Jerry was eating dinner when his wife, Brunhilda, asked why he was wearing a stupid hat. Why couldn't she leave the subject alone? Did he ask why she called her mother twice a day?

It was a world of anorexic topheavy nymphomaniacs and developmentally delayed overmuscled bullies. Luckily, I had a secret weapon. My mind. With just a twitch of

Dirk was stirring his coffee with his usual steely purpose. He emphatically unwrapped two sugar lumps, examined them closely and rejected one as substandard. He dropped the more pe

How cool would it be if we had access to historical accounts of massive blunders and successes throughout history? Such a resource could really come in handy. Instead, we're