His tearful hazel eyes met her amber, once filled with a childish joy. Now it was only pain. He desperately clung to her, hoping that somehow things would be okay.

Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the fire arena!" said the host, grinning at the contestants. There were old and young, some as young as five and some as old as sixty-five.

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Are you the kind of man who can't tell from an arse from an elbow? Do you often mistake a victory sign for

The large man in the pink pants caught a frog.

The large man in the pink pants

An ice cream soda was all he wanted.He had this craving for a few days now and it was driving him nuts...Hummm,nuts...caramelized,warm nuts...No!No more cravings,no more sugar,no

International space station 9 was on fire again. I turned the channel to a sitcom shot entirely from a scrotum's point of view and immediately began to cry.

'I HATE BULLIES!Why must they exist in this world?Sometimes even though live has its problem.

Midnight. The mortician pumps fluid into another dead body. He hears something behind him. He turns around. The Old Woman is sitting up. Mouth open, a beetle crawls out.

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Pedro was playing in the dust when he found a little pot. "Buenos días, Pedro. Place a peso in me & I will answer any question you put to me." "¡Alas, I have not a single centavo!"

Beneath the rugged, blind sky, snow as cold as the night's day, falls. Its simple, freezing composure wraps its arms around the inhabitants of this bare land.

I am a leather jacket haphazardly thrown onto the back of a chair. It's quite nice being a jacket, sometimes. It's never cold, but I always end up smelling like smoke, one way or a

WW 1 was the chemists war, poison gas in the trenches. WW 2 the physicists war, atom bombs. WW3 will be the cyverneticists war, robot killing machines, WW4, the flint chippers war,

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Let me hear you scream if you like sex! And what goes good with sex?! Drugs! And what goes good with sex and drugs?!?! ROCK AND ROLL!!! Brrrrnananana badadada doodle doodle boomchi

The recruitment officer stared at me. "A building's on fire, you have to save everyone inside. What are your preferred tactics?" I thought about it. "I like the orange ones. Why?"