Vanessa Conquest spat discreetly into her napkin. "Of course I am a carnivore, but not evolved or devolved enough for this, Solange. Maybe a spiritual centrist. Human fetal sushi

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Please take your seats and securely fasten your seatbelts immediately. It's critical to remain calm. We're about to

The scientist locked the Gamma Ray's target on the fish. This was the last phase of his research. He pulled the trigger just as his Cat jumped on the fish. The Gamma Ray fused

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"Lord bless me sir!" said the three-eyed alien as it hover-walked up to Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse's eyes narrowed. "Cletus. Cletus Raybern, is that you?" The Alien extended his

The Thompson Twins entered the strange telephone booth. As soon as they closed the door sparks and tubes spun around. When they exited it was 2012 and they were

He karate chopped his hands down on the butcher block. "I want this much, and not an inch more, and ready in half-an-hour." Then he turned on his two-tones and went out.

It seemed like a simple request to Tom. Just move your car so I can get out and we can all get on our way and get on with our lives. But this was not going to be simple.

Ninja spider drinks its victims blood in the dark recesses of our warmest homes. Ninja spider is never caught in the bathtub being sprayed by hot water.

Mark had been standing at the altar for 45 minutes, but he was willing to give Jess the benefit of the doubt. His "innocent until proven jilty" outlook came back to bite him when

“Apology accepted, Captain Needa.” Said Captain Tebow. Needa was the rookie from Wisconsin who was co-Captain with Tebow in today's scrimmage against

I was a latchkey kid. We moved a lot, too. I never got a handle on settling down to a future that would inevitably change. One day on the way home, two roads. I took the safe way.

I made a pilgrimage to Glenturret distillery for two reasons: 1) The Naked Grouse was my house whiskey & 2) I had a mouse problem & wanted to hire their mouser softpaw Towser Jr.

Homo neanderthalis had a tendency to eschew sex in favor of playing pinochle. Thus the sex=meh gene doomed them to extinction where as Homo sapiens sex=fun gene meant that

Answer me this: Is there anything creepier than a monkey wearing a diaper? Maybe

"Don't Wake Me Except For Fighting, Fishing, or F_ _ _ ing", read the sleepmask. The small letters were embroidered in gold thread. "Bingo" had been crossed out and replaced with

Pythia had gorged on Gigantes Plaki again & had terrible gas. She expected illustrious company for an important session of gastromancy. Plato was consulting the Oracle of Delphi

Such were the days that Montaro dreaded. The sun, bright overhead, reminded him only that he had flown too close to the metaphorical sun that was limitless anonymous sex

Bardok Joto was not ready for this promotion. "I love Mars! I love materiality!" His captain said, "I know, but the corridor between here and M31 is important and its guardians m

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