"hello and welcome to this years spaghetti eating challenge!"

The day the washing machines attacked started like any other. I remember sitting lazily in the dining room, munching on cereal, when I heard a scream come from the laundry room. I

Who would have thought that Yuru was capable of murder in cold blood! He looked away from the monitor, his eyes tired and sleepy after looking at a screen for 167 years.

The world, how does one describe it?

As soon as I changed the tire on the van,

I sat in class. Mindlessly typing. Trying my best just to get through the assignments without throwing a computer out the window. Technology just has never been my thing.

Tell me why? The teacher says. "I dunno" Bruno mumbles. "I just hate it here. I miss my friends in Berlin. This place smells. I had to do something. Anything." He tries not to cry.

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful but horny princess.

I Don't Know do you know who I am? please help me. He want to but he didn't know who man was. I'm sorry he said I don't, the man well do you at least know where I am? Will your...

As she flaunted them for all to see, the splendid light adorned Betty’s magnificent breasts, which made Jill replete with jealousy, after all, her thin legs were no contest for

Keith felt that now was a good time to photocopy his butt & staple it to his boss’s face, but he just sat on it & smiled grimly as Peabody berated his "lousy performance" in front

They discovered a new species in Australia. Guess what it is? Hint: It ain't fluffy. Meet the Kimberley Death Adder, with a highly toxic venom killing humans in hours. My Uncle Rus

Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and finish a story. It's a messy business. The pressure to conclude the story is like making a joke to a crowd, you really hope it

"Ik ben een bannan!" "No you aren't. You are not a banana." This is the conversation I overheard at the airport and this is why I decided to learn Dutch.

She was on the floor. I was there, but he drove her there. He was sober, he was special, but with no home he had no anchor. He needs to save her. He can't save her. We can't.

can I possibly get a fold truly finished? I have one of my own the other was started by someone else it was about a cat i think and mine about a murderer. but the rest unfinished

I open the door. You can't because it is blocked by a chest. I open the chest. You can't because it is locked. I use my lock pick. You can't because of the dragon. WHO SAID ANYTHIN

"SING FOR ME!" He commanded. "SING FOR ME OR I SHALL..." And in that moment he was cut off by a thing that cut his head off. The thing was

Pada pendapat saya, untuk memastikan Singapura kekal bersih, ia memerlukan inisiatif daripada semua pihak.

The crime? Murder. The motive? Life insurance. The time? Breakfast. The weapon? Cheese knife. The plan? Dubious. The victim? Obnoxious. The police report?