My cup failed me.

I met a talking cookie named Steve and together we explored the pepperoni market in North Korea, together we rode a dinosaur named Ed, to find the perfect pepperoni.

Oh the goose and the geese, the moose and the meese, I am loose with the lease, I drink booze with the bees.

Life, Demons, Fairies, and Ghouls is what my life has become about. Jenna sighed, "What am I supposed to do? Save the world? or...

"Yah," said the gelatinous Martian pyramid on the plain east of Tharsis Ridge, "the singularity is near – it is ever-present." Even so, Neptunians from 50,00 years later landed and

Dark abyss, (pull out), Small hole, (pull out) Multiple holes lined 20 x 20, (pull out) Hanging asbestos tiles and UV lights flickering, (pull out) 5th period trigonometry class.

The house was spacious and attractive inside. Our agent explained it was cheap because of the recent axe murders there. He pointed at the fresh bodies in the lounge and said:

One brisk spring morning at a Parisian trottoir as he sipped his coffee and read the paper, The Kraken was accosted by a musician on a bicycle. "How dare you despise the Kaiju! How

Alexis opened the metal door and squinted. So that was it, he had survived. The air was dusty, but fresher than inside the bunker. It felt like the sunlight gave him new life. He

Email 1/10. Me to You: Do you really think that I'll ever do what you want after you did something like that to me? It was disgusting the way you acted. Goodbye for ever.

I was very afraid to lose his friendship but I had to be brave and sort things out.

She stepped over the threshold and stretched an arm out, palm up, as she had been instructed. Nothing. She took another step into darkness, and there it was.

Godfrey Dinah had an interesting life story. It began when she was born. She had

January: August the Alcoholic and Delilah the Deranged got married. February:

There was an old man who is known to resolve any problem. One day a girl went to the old man and asked for a piece of advice about

The Tale of the 5 AM Sandwich and the Perilous Pickle of Peter Piper when confronted by Envy. Or sometimes The Rape of the Starbuck's Woman.who also worked at Panda Express.

I am reading every line in her face. I am driving every role. I am simply being me.

It was Alerav who noticed that in the same way that we move our hand by using our Will we should also see that we were not constrained by bodies, by space or even Time. Our magical

Still here, the accidental pasta. I have decided that I will no longer wait for it to leave on it's own. I am going to eat it. That might be what it wanted all along. I don't care.

The Sun has feelings too, you know, just like you. He is just too polite to show them. He doesn't want to be one of "those" stars. It is what it is but he doesn't want it not to be