I heard a noise coming from the kitchen down stairs. I creep downstairs to find that it was

"Fuck This" I thought. Three months ago I would never have walked down this damned hall, but I was a D-Class now, and I had an obligation to the "Foundation". I couldn't see past

Once upon a time there was an man who lived high up on a mountain that overlooked a village. Every so often villagers who would travel up the mountain, but would never return.

You're going to want to sit down for this. Well get dressed first and then sit down. I have a confession to make and it may come as a surprise for some of you.

"Well I never!" pearl clutcher Iris Wu shrieked, gaping at the orgy. But honestly, the good people of Whitehaven would gasp themselves * if they knew what Iris got herself into in

Hello tristan was a good boy

He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets! The crickets were so loud he couldn't think or see! But the towering Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico beckoned him to the town square,

Sitting alone at home playing with my computer in the middle of the night...alone in my dark room..nothing creeps me out until..a slight knock on the door..'Who is THERE?'...

Billy Bob Biggins Jr. was roaring drunk when he rode his horse into Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and lassoed up

The girl rested her head on my lap. I could feel her warmth tickle me as I stroked her hair. Everything was perfect. The way she was, the way we were. Though things were not the

Her face shows sighs of confusion before her training takes and she says , I'm afraid we can't do that , sir . ' 'Why not ?' demands the Guy .

Evaporated cane syrup. Really? You think we are dumb enough at this co-op to not know that this is sugar? Gluten-free? Milk-free? Fat-free? Is there anything left in this food?

"Hi, my name is Jimbles Notronbo! I love to science and 80's hairstyles. Do you want to be my friend?" The little bird on the pavement did not respond. Jimbles was furious, "All I

The turtle just sat there and stared at him. Two could play at this game. If this bastard wasn't going to blink then the turtle sure as hell would not blink. Stare down.

"You, put down the raccoon NOW!" The cop's pointed pistol made the point. So he turned to the raccoon and said, "You smell like garbage."

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover Vanilla Ice.

"I triple foo dog dare you!" Tony whispered giving me a fierce look. He had removed the indian fetish from his pocket and dangled the foo dog before me sinisterly. I knew the curse

The green-bellied, purple-elsewhere dinosaur evaluated his paunch in the floor-length mirror. Pacing, he debated on skipping the show's 10yr reunion. What would Baby Bop think?

The mayor cut the ribbon. "I hereby declare.. this building... the largest strip mall... in North America!"

I suddenly had an unexplainable craving for