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The Geriatric Four was down to three again and interviewing for a fourth team member. Flatumaster leaned over and asked Hotflash, "So what's his superpower?". "He calls himself, "
Finished
2012-03-10 21:37:03
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297 days, 6 hours, 37 minutes, 9 seconds
39
The UPS driver stared intensely at me. "Do you want Santa's recipe for hot chocolate?" Of course I do, I replied!!! He shrugged. "Cool, here's what you do. Add three
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2013-09-08 16:45:33
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297 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, 21 seconds
49
The Squid children were silent. Then: "Eeeeewwwww! THAT'S how you met Giant Grandmother Squid? GROSS!" they asked. "Well, no." Giant Old Squid Man admitted. "In 1946, after the war
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2015-11-19 15:56:14
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297 days, 3 hours, 18 seconds
42
I was in the middle of Main Street in Maine, which wasn't very main because in Maine, the main characteristic is being mainly mainstream Maine-empty. Confusingly I still got hit by
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2017-08-28 02:35:15
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297 days, 1 hour, 5 minutes, 16 seconds
21
April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain.
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2013-03-03 01:04:50
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297 days, 34 minutes, 1 second
63
Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation
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2013-04-29 14:54:52
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296 days, 23 hours, 16 minutes, 43 seconds
28
Jack loved the way his spandex socks contoured to his feet. the feel of the tight fabric against his toes. The way they cradled his ankles. Jack was ready for anything involving
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2018-05-25 14:05:46
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296 days, 21 hours, 33 minutes, 4 seconds
34
She was already sick of it!Couldn't take it anymore.Anger filled her body and soul.She turned to the dresser and looked at the case where she kept a gun in.Took one,two,three steps
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2011-12-21 18:48:01
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296 days, 6 hours, 22 minutes, 24 seconds
29
While walking to the store on last saturday afternoon I found what no one would believe, thier was an unexpected meteor hit the ground about 50 feet ahead of me i ran towards it...
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2012-06-02 19:00:30
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296 days, 5 hours, 11 minutes, 36 seconds
51
Once again the poker room at Aria was his undoing. His ace high flush was defeated by the babiest of straight flushes. His life savings lost, he turned to the waitress and asked
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2012-10-10 23:31:34
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296 days, 3 hours, 47 minutes, 1 second
46
Every morning I read a Folding Story and my goal for that day is to reenact its events to the best of my ability. I aim to strive for authenticity. It's a new kind of horoscope.
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2013-02-24 16:31:02
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295 days, 23 hours, 6 minutes, 19 seconds
39
Jim stepped off the porch, crying through his nose and coughing the shit up like it contained his regret. He'd gone to make the last payment in person, but she'd invited him in.
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2011-11-01 00:52:44
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295 days, 20 hours, 25 minutes, 56 seconds
38
I made a pilgrimage to Glenturret distillery for two reasons: 1) The Naked Grouse was my house whiskey & 2) I had a mouse problem & wanted to hire their mouser softpaw Towser Jr.
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2013-03-03 01:06:53
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295 days, 19 hours, 55 minutes
30
So i rabi and a priest walk into a bar
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2013-03-02 07:12:06
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295 days, 19 hours, 41 minutes, 59 seconds
37
Harrison Chalmers, heir to the vast noodle empire, vanished at sea in the winter of 1841. Some say he fell overboard; maybe he was pushed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was yet un
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2013-09-13 23:01:33
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295 days, 16 hours, 17 minutes, 2 seconds
32
This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.
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2013-12-15 20:04:36
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295 days, 15 hours, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
52
"please sir, i do believe you are sitting on my hand" "oh sorry old chap i didnt realise you were there, i was too busy...
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2012-02-11 03:17:53
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295 days, 10 hours, 2 minutes, 26 seconds
12
Don't sugar coat it. Take out the fart spray and goose this turnip good. I'm tired of everyone blaming the fat guy for unowned odors. This time I will strike, and strike hard until
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2011-10-05 01:12:13
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295 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes, 59 seconds
9
"You really want to get this tattoo today?" Avery asked Gen wearily. He pulled out a cigarette and let dangle between his dry lips, cursing himself for having so many pockets
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2016-05-25 19:14:47
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295 days, 4 hours, 31 minutes, 34 seconds
11
This is a story about a guy who played golf. He worked harder and harder each day but couldn't get any better. One day he decided to go see a guru. The guru said these words to him
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2015-12-04 02:25:06
Took
294 days, 11 hours, 25 minutes, 39 seconds
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