Zombies are functioning members of our society, just like you and me. Now I don't want to hear any complaints about prejudice, because after all, we are all equal. Except they get

He punched a baby

The idea of earning a living doing something you love is perhaps the ultimate in job satisfaction, and there can be a few enthusiast who haven't dreamt at some point of turning

"Who, me? I'm the guy that runs this joint. I tell ya. Tenants always complaining. During the Ice Age, they asked me to turn up the heat. Now its 'global warming.' What gives?"

The sky was dark. Rain soaked any living thing walking out of cover. Lightning stroke shedding light into a black canopy of mystery. Sue was not afraid of the dark, but this...

Brad knew the sex games he played were dangerous, but he didn't care. He inserted the picturesque fifty-millimeter chrome pistol into Connor's ass -- slowly.

I'm not convinced that's really a star. She whispered her thoughts to me on the hillside, and then we watched it sail across the horizon. It's not, I told her, it's

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My mom gave me a lollipop so i ate it and then i passed out. I woke up and in the chucky cheeses ball pin and got up then passed out again and woke up in the mall with this

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Dark abyss, (pull out), Small hole, (pull out) Multiple holes lined 20 x 20, (pull out) Hanging asbestos tiles and UV lights flickering, (pull out) 5th period trigonometry class.

Keyboard Keith sat on the steps outside the studio. He told the producer he was not going to leave, he was going to play loud organ music until he was finally let in. He had casio

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One day i was walking to Kroger and i saw a chip on the floor, but for some reason i felt compelled to pick it up. I picked it up and it turned out to be a huge scorpion.

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