I woke up from bed to find the sky is pink, I ran out to to the streets and i saw

Chemicals incinerated his eyes and nose and stopped him dead in the doorway. Nothing had prepared him for hydrochloric acid and month old rot stew that coalesced in the bath tub.

Dressing in the old lady's clothes was something he never thought he would do. But Just the thought of his blood soaked uniform made him think that the dress fitted him quite well.

Storage Unit Five waited

I decided I was going to be the new president. I kicked open my office door, ran down the hallway and told the first coworker that I ran into

Antonio ,hung on for dear life onto a tree branch, as the meandering river travelled downstream.At the end of this river was a large waterfall.

To the save the last of the Yetis found deep in the Himalayas, Goodall teamed up with the acclaimed neurologist Dr. Frankenpepper who planned to graft extra sex organs donated by

I had been walking for about twenty minutes, when suddenly I felt

His hair line fascinated her. She was nine inches taller than him and his hair transplant job was as obvious as a row of telephone poles crossing a flat barren desert. Neat spot of

So the king bid farewell to a dolphin.

Our eyes met for a moment. I looked away. We were meant for each other but she made me so nervous that I sometimes felt sick. "Your shoe's untied," she looked at my name tag, "Bob"

Frightened by the impending betrayal, the little girl explored wearily in the ever expanding house until she came across

"Push the button and someone will die. In the same time, you will receive one million dollars" - said the note. Jason looked at the content of the box he found at the door. Indeed,

"Oh, don't be so scared, it's really very easy and not that steep at all. Watch me."

As she walked down the all too familiar corridors of the HS, it amazed her that the faces all looked so familiar, yet she didn't know any of them. Could it be that there is one set

"The Commisar's in town," someone whispered. Don't turn around he thought. Just keep pushing this wheel barrel full of Mighty Putty to the bus stop. If he can was it up

The kitchen smelled like India, or at least what I hoped India smells like. "Is that butter chicken?" he asked with a twinge of hunger in his voice.

If I was an omnipotent entity, having an extensive command over time and space, the first thing I would do would be

"Binto Taco's, come get your Binto Tacos with Hamburger Gravy and Home Fry's" Miago shouted. Damn I thought selling Fried left over Sushi on Taco's would be easier. Thank God

He didn't get up to give her the seat. Screw her. Screw her and her inability to control her stomach. She used to be hot but now she was a pig. Well, he no longer had to be